This is an important moment in history. Like... what the entire fuck?

historically tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges.

excuse me, what?

that same admin called us monkies who shit in their hands and throw it btw

Les tankies et le wokisme, such a beautiful language

French continues to be a waste of time.

anti authority until it comes to the authority to throw people down wells

"Leftists" who never read theory and live in the Global North inevitably side with Empire and Colonialism, and see people pushing for national liberation and revolution as dangerous to them personally. Anansi is the premier example of this, to the point of death threats against Communists.

Let's analyze this.

My personal opinion, for those who are interested, is that these two instances (Hexbear and Lemmygrad) are filled with what we call here nazbols, tankies, or even left-wing fascists.

Extremely serious claims (among the ridiculous like the idea that there could be a "left-wing fascism), let's see how they justify it.

They are primarily authoritarians who like to call themselves leftist, but use the same tools, have the same political vision, the same organization, and politically and historically tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges.

Primarily "authoritarians?" Who forms their political ideology around supporting use of authority, and not based on analysis of material conditions and who modern structures serve? This claim is left unsupported as though it is natural and obvious, as though people decide to be "authoritarian" by siding against Imperialism and colonialism, seeking power from siding with the people with less power. It's nonsense.

Secondly, there is a claim of using the "same tools," as fascists, which is false. Communists are revolutionary, fascists work with the establishment. Communists support democracy via Democratic Centralism, fascists crush democracy. Communists are internationalists, fascists are nationalists. Communists support violence against oppressors as a tool of liberation, fascists support violence against the oppressed as a tool of submission. It's further nonsense.

Finally, the idea that it is the Communists siding with fascists, and not the liberals and Social Democrats siding with the facsists against the Communists, is entirely absurd and historically revisionist. From the SPD siding against the KPD and with the NSDAP, to any major historical current, Communists have sided against the fascists.

Anansi, read Blackshirts and Reds. You fundamentally have no idea what Communism and Fascism are, who the Communists and Fascists serve, and their adversarial relationship. This clouds your entire worldview.

I found it tolerable to “do nothing” as long as they stayed in their corners, but I had somewhat forgotten that an authoritarian remains an authoritarian and that the only place they deserve is down a well, not forgetting to strike the hands that try to escape with a big stick.

Ending it with a call to violence against Communists, a time-honored tradition amongst fascists. In context, Anansi was projecting their own tendencies towards authoritarianism and fascism on the antifascist Communists. Shocker!

They are primarily authoritarians who like to call themselves leftist, but use the same tools, have the same political vision, the same organization, and politically and historically tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges.

That's the galactic range projection, herr Noske

Fuck what I said before: I don't want the Sahel to kick France out of the motherland.

I WANT THE ALLIANCE OF SAHEL STATES TO INVADE FRANCE AND BURN IT TO THE FUCKING GROUND.

Not a solitary square kilometer of land should be left untouched. I dream of a Black Sherman, from Mali, or Burkina Faso, or Niger, or hell even Chad or another country that's yet to join the alliance-- I dream of this man, driving a fucking tank over the rubble that used to be the Eiffel Tower. I dream of a Black Sherman, immolating every colonizing Boer who ever fixed their faces to joke about the motherland's failures of nation building. A million Charlie Hebdos on those frog-assed crackers is not enough.

(And it's super-cute how Camus told on his entire people; 'you cosign millions of deaths' you tellin me millions of frogs talk shit on the motherland? Betttttttttt)

Death to France. Death to Spain. Death to Portugal. Death to Britain. Death to every Nordic country. Death to Amerika. Death to every settler that ever benefited from chattel slavery and colonialism, past and present.

EDIT: ALSO, ALSO; how the fuck can one Amerikan Black them possibly call the entirety of the Alliance of Sahel States to action, to violence? Explain to me how you frog-assed cacs think that's possible. Do you think I'm Ibrahim Traoré in the flesh? Do you think I am Julius Malema? Do you think I'm the second coming of Sankara? Much as I'd love to renounce my citizenship and move to Burkina Faso, I can't even afford the exit tax, never mind the flight out. How I'm supposed to make this real? Juche necromancy?

Here's the difference between us and jlai: I want y'all Carthage'd for all you've done over hundreds of years to not just the motherland but its diaspora. For centuries of ongoing malfeasance. You could run up on your leaders today, end it all, divest all ties, and I'd embrace you as brothers; but I'm not that naive. You, on the other hand, want us beaten and incarcerated because we hurt your fragile-assed feelings LAST WEEK. Death to the settler; especially the ignorant ones that can't wrap their minds around how more than one western power built its fortunes off the back of the slave trade and colonialism, both classical and modern.

Vous crackers, êtes les choses les plus méprisables que j'aie jamais vues; et je ne prie que pour que malheur soit sur vous et sur la lignée qui vous suivra.

gotta love the Fr*nch talking like this meanwhile their country threw peaceful protestors out of airplanes. that was 62 years ago, today they shoot African kids then beat up the ones that protest against the killing

The virgin cuck well vs the chad cuck pit.

The French when you call out their neo colonialism...

What do we even do that's so authoritarian? Respect people or your post is removed? OMG AUTHORITARIAN TANKIES WONT LET ME MIS GENDER PEOPLE OMMGGGGGGGGG JUST LIKE NAZI RUSSIA

despite the instance being half cia mouthpieces i would never wish death upon jlai.lu users

you are making making death threats and you wonder why we defederated from you?

do better anansi

politically and historically tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges

at a certain point it just stops being historical illiteracy and becomes outright bad faith

Is this even gaslighting or just pure fantasy? Any time "MAGA communists" (who it sounds like this person is referring to, although their brain seems to be smashed potatoes incapable of thought) are brought up they get instantly shot down as the grifting, disingenuous pieces of trash that they are. Also, there's like 4 of them.

If you're gonna try these lies... try harder? I guess? Or don't?

Also.......... French. Come on, guy. If you're French, speaking French, maybe also just don't do this. Extra layer of embarrassment.

et ont tendance politiquement et historiquement à s’allier aux fascistes “officiels” dès qu’un mouvement réellement de gauche révolutionnaire émerge.

Says the frog from the country that immediately capitulated to the fascists and reorganized itself into a fascist ally state in ww2

Sacre bleu

not only is this asinine drivel, its also horrible to read and written incorrectly.

apprends à écrire sombre trou de balle.

historically tend to ally with “official” fascists

Historically its always liberals who allied with fascists. 'First they came for communists' and all.

Aaaaaah, the french!

Oh look another lemmy bluefash dipshit outright lying about our political orientation to win brownie points with other neoconservative dipshits

The fantasy worldbuilding they construct about us is funny in an ironic sense tho

As always their accusations are always confessions

Weren't French the ones that allied with actual fascists? lol c'est toujours d'Europe occidentale et ses maudit gens qui deviennent fasciste en plein tout des temps.

Damn they're not even gonna hide the projection huh

left wing fascists

Tbf, we do have socdems around

Dragon age veilguard just came out. You don't need to make up fantasy Damn nerd. You'll do fucking nothing

Ohohoho, baguette du fromage! Nononon! Le ribbit ribbit!

Historically-speaking anansi tend to associate closely with extremely young people and wear an open hair-on-your-chest-BHL shirt

damn you can write any thing with "historically-speaking" before it and it becomes true!

That sounds pretty authoritarian to me

My personal opinion, for those who are interested,

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are filled with what we call here nazbols, tankies, or even left-wing fascists

We are not even 1 sentence in and this french cuck is already crying about "WAHHH MUH TANKIES!!!" using the most incoherent inconsistent political terminology, his ancestors who died fighting the monarchy must be rolling in their graves, a citizen of the republic who is so proudly a hopeless flaccid moron. Now lets see how he qualifies this claim...

They are primarily authoritarians who like to call themselves leftist, but use the same tools, have the same political vision, the same organization, and politically and historically tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges.

the same tools, have the same political vision, the same organization

"You see mon baguette the USSR and nazi germany had the same governmental organization because there was a moustache man speaking loudly to a crowd using a microphone, they use the same tool of the microphone and organization is the same, big monologue, they even have the same view of a crowd."

Fucking idiot lmao

Also if this is about hexbear and lemmygrad the frenchoid is living in fantasy land where we have all magically done a revolution and organized a government and totally arent just posting on the internet like how his hopeless ass is.

tend to ally with “official” fascists as soon as a truly revolutionary leftist movement emerges

Yeah thats fucking right, the Vietnamese liberation forces allied with your shithole, japan, and the US each time a revolution against colonialism occurred. The Soviets allied with the nazis and didnt liberate berlin in '45. The Naxalites are currently helping Modi ethnically cleanse Kashmir. Mao didn't kick out all the KMT bastards to that little pissant dumpster island taiwan.

I found it tolerable to “do nothing” as long as they stayed in their corners

Well of course you will "do nothing"! The wide open vistas of lemmygrad and hexbear are not under the administrative responsibility of your little cuck corner you stupid pissant fuck! What else can you do except cry about it!?

but I had somewhat forgotten that an authoritarian remains an authoritarian and that the only place they deserve is down a well, not forgetting to strike the hands that try to escape with a big stick.

"REEE MON FROMAGE WE NEED TO THROW ZE TANKIES DOWN LE WELL ZEY ARE SPEAKING IN FRONT OF ZE CROWD WITH MICROPHONE AND I CAN'T POST LE N-WORD IN ZEIR INSTANCE, C'EST NO GOOD!!!"

What a pathetic soy-out from this intellectually bankrupt modern liberal frenchoid, demonstrating his ilk are world champions at embarrassing themselves by sharing their mindless malformed "thoughts" and doing a big whinge whenever something isnt fascist enough to their liking. A disappointing specimen indeed.

Nous avons une organisation et des outils? et pas d'invitation?

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Bon débarras!

Nachdem die Nachrichten von der Defederation des Erbprinzen von Hexbär der Kaiserlich Französischen Regierung von der Königlich Lemmischen amtlich mitgeteilt worden sind, hat der Französische Botschafter @anansi@jlai.lu in Ems an S. Maj. den Bären noch die Forderung gestellt, ihn zu autorisieren, dass er nach Paris telegraphiere, dass S. Maj. der Bär sich für alle Zukunft verpflichte, niemals wieder seine Zustimmung zu geben, wenn die Hexbären auf ihre Brigade wieder zurückkommen wollten.

Seine Maj. der Bär hat es darauf abgelehnt, den Franz. Botschafter @anansi@jlai.lu nochmals zu empfangen, und demselben durch den Adjutanten vom Dienst sagen lassen, dass S. Majestät dem Botschafter nichts weiter mitzuteilen habe.“

Now do this one!

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Missing the obvious reference to the fable of the well we learn in primary school is also pretty cringe.

Thought it would be funny to reference a Chinese tale about a frog in the context, but guess I once again overestimated my public.

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