Nuclear Demonology

Dude went to see Barbie a second time to seethe about feminism. Entirely missed Openheimer. "Too long, too sciency."
- Curse you. You stole my outtake.
  "In other news, Carlson fell asleep ten minutes in to Oppenheimer, and Barbie made him uncomfortable."
  
  He saw Barbie and thought it needed more spanking.

Demon cores aren't literal.
- WHAT THE FUCK
  
  Context
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core
  
  It's making me smile know what just happened to you after reading that comment and wondering what a demon core could possibly be.
- NCD is isn’t leaking enough

In case anyone wants the answer, it's late December 1938, when two physicists went for a walk in the snow near Stockholm to discuss findings a colleague sent via letter.
Further reading: Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize
- Given Tucker's views on women, I don't see a discrepancy
  
  Eh, I don't even want to give credence to Carlson's garbage by repeating it. But even if we imagine Otto Frisch was somehow there alone making drawings in the snow, we still know when it happened.
  Of course we shouldn't do that. Meitner was by far the more experienced scientist and expert on the topic.
  
  Womb demons tricked her into discovering neutron radiation
- it's late December 1938
  Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize
  What a lady, what a night.

Been a lot of "demon" talk from him lately. Tucker's literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.
- I have never met a person who can isolate the moment when Tucker Carlson became Alex Jones. So, where did it come from exactly? ...it's very clear to me both are demons.
  
  There is no known point in time where Tucker Carlson and Bill Hicks were in the same room. Do your own math.
- Courting the same demographic
  
  I think you mean demongraphic
  
  Demongraphic
  
  I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

"I have never met a person who can..."
Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?
- This is a technique of theirs "I've never met _____, therefore ____."
- Everybody knows Marie Curie was a woman and woman's contributions to science just don't exist or even register. Women scientists are literally the devil. /s
  
  Marie Curie didn't discover fission; that was Lise Meitner and her nephew Otto Frisch and colleague Otto Hahn. But yeah, same problem. Meitner was left out of the publications and overlooked for a Nobel Prize.
  
  well if women scientists are the devil then nuclear science WAS developed by a demon. checkmate atheists ^/s
- Demon wranglers

- https://youtu.be/NUeybwTMeWo
  
  Did Bill O'reily skip the third grade?
  
  Andrew Shultz origin story revealed
- There's only one explanation

Can’t tell if real or satire
- My default now is to assume it's real. Haven't been wrong lately.

How most dumb people reason.
I have no personal experience of this thing, so it must mean it's not real.
If i dont know, nobody knows.
- This is just something that I will never be able to comprehend... How can someone be so completely incurious?
  
  He knows better. It's an act to make money. It's all about the real god, Money.
- I think this is just a roundabout way of blaming the Jews.
- Academics : exists
  This fucking guy : "no one in the entire world knows when nuclear power was first theorized, and then confirmed by several experiments"
- How most dumb people reason.
  I have no personal experience of this thing, so it must mean it’s not real.
  If i dont know, nobody knows.
  you are now banned from Atheist Memes.
  
  People aren't atheist because they have no personal experience proving the existence of a god.
  Atheism isn't a belief system.
  The lack of evidence for a god is why atheists exist.
  Personal experience and evidence are two different things.

Of course not. That would require him acknowledging women in science. That would be Marie Curie.
- Maybe he is insinuating that women are demons
  
  He nay be insinuating that jews are demons. Many of the most famous early nuclear scientists were jewish.
  
  That would be on point for him.
- I’m not defending Tucker here but no it was not Marie Curie.
  
  Well you have the guy who found uranium, the guy who ran electricity through a vacuum, the guy who found pitchblende, and then Marie Curie who did the experiments with refined pitchblende to create X-ray machines.
  If you want to talk specifically about nuclear energy and weapons then you're probably looking for Rutherford. But he wouldn't even be conducting those experiments without Curie, Röntgen, and Becquerel.

Ah yes, the ol’ “if I don’t know something, then it MUST be X” argument.
Substitute X for whatever ya like! Demons, ghouls, demon ghouls…the possibilities are endless!
- Dude my brother-in-law.
  Fuckin' aliens built everything! Baghdad Batteries? Aliens. Pool of mercury in a pyramid? Alien Power Cell that we don't understand yet.

The real question is: and????
So we're harvesting demonic forces to power our shit?
That's fuckin' metal duuuuude. If you're trying to make nuclear sound bad you failed.
- He's an psychopathic idiot who laughs like a maniac on speed. I'm pretty sure his idea of research is "I spent 15 minutes not understanding the wiki."
- This is how you get modern Doom
  
  TFW you're 13 and your dreams are coming true
- He's talking to evangelicals who react when you use the word "demonic" about anything. They hold great political sway, and they have proven that they will go against their own moral interests to nurture their political interests.
  Case in point, watch them get in line to vote for Trump today, despite him being the antithesis of evangelical behavior and values.

I've got the impression that Tucker Carlson is going after Alex Jones his audience. Tucker Carlson peddling crazy conspiracy theories right when the chickens are coming home to roost for Alex Jones, imo that's no coincidence. Tucker never was stupid, he just has no morals, so he never had a problem with publicly stating stuff that he personally didn't believe in. Grifters gonna grift.
- That's my initial thought as well. The weird thing though is he's already rich, he could bugger off into obscurity and live a life of luxury, but it seems like he just craves attention.

Wasn't there a big budget biopic on Oppenheimer that released last year?
I can't recall the name of it... But it was for sure centered on Oppenheimer while he helped develop nuclear fission weapons.
If anyone can remember the name of that biopic that focused on Oppenheimer, please let me know, it's killing me.
- There was a really big popular movie last year, I think it was called "The Barbie Movie"
- The splitting of the atom was only referenced in a single line in that movie and it wasn’t Oppenheimer who did it. Then Fermi’s first nuclear reactor was only briefly mentioned in one scene. Oppenheimer developed the nuclear bomb specifically.
  
  So you clearly missed the point of the exercise, thank you for debating all the minutia of my joke to me.
  Have a great day!
  
  What is a nuclear bomb but a single-use, disposable nuclear reactor?
- I am 99% sure that film was called "Lise Meitner"
  
  No i believe it was the one called "Big Explodey"

every video clip I see of him he turns more and more red
seems like demon skin to me
- Long-term alcohol abuse. Red face.

Wondering if he got syphilis, or some other degenerative brain disease? Almost feel sorry for him

Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:
What the fuck‽
- Am i trippin or did u just type a fkn exclamation question mark😭😭😭
  
  Only found out yesterday that most phone keyboards have it by default, and I'm making the most of it.
  
  Interrobang ‽
  
  It's an interrobang, baby

Appears to be real (note, this is an X link).
- Starting at ~2:30 and meandering until ~4:00, if you can't bear the full 7 minutes.

WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN HOW TO MAKE GUNS TUCKER, HUH??? I WOULD LIKE YOU HEAR YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION, WAS IT LITERALLY FUCKING GOD WHO CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND WENT "hey guys check out this sick thing i just did" PLEASE TUCKER, PLEASE TELL ME.

It's well documented that Tucker doesn't believe the things he says. He's just saying things for money.
- Okay, but this is either just fundamentally really stupid or some demented Cultural Bolshevism nonsense after he watched Oppenheimer and realized America wouldn't have nukes without Jewish and socialist brains.

Fuckin’ nuclear power, man, how does that work?
- No one knows.
- Whoop whoop

It's like toothpaste, how does it work? When was it invented? Clearly demons at play!
My son when he was 6 probably.

Can you please wake me when the post fact and post science period of humanity is over?

Oppenheimer, Einstein, Bohr. What is this guy smoking? Wait, wasn't this guy a news anchor not too long ago? Can people this stupid and uneducated really make it as a news anchor!?
- Don't forget Lise Meitner!
- I thought he was always on Fox. Which is merely a very stupid, malicious child pretending to be a news channel.
- Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy...
- Yup.
- Here's a hint on what Tucker is getting at, all three scientists you listed were Jewish...

Pakleds: "Tucker Carlson is smart. He makes the news go."

Leave it to religions to get insanely mad about characters and beliefs they made up. It's such a dumb fucking thing. Then blame everything on "demons". Big talk for someone coming from the one country that literally committed warcrimes with nuclear technology.
- Bombing the snot out of civilians was sorta de rigueur in WWII. If you want to get on your high horse, the Tokyo fire bombings were far, far worse. That sort of thing doesn't go well for people in bamboo and paper houses.
  And then you had the Imperial Army, who was so over the top even Nazis were like, "Maybe tone it down a bit?" So maybe chill on American "war crimes", unless you have the stomach to read about Japan's actions.
  Funny thing about bombing civilians in the European Theatre, it was all a bit of a mistake. A German mission was a tad lost and bombed London. So Churchill said, "Oh yeah? Well fuck you too!"
  
  I'm of the opinion everybody was shit in that war and it's important for countries to recognize the shit they're responsible for. Germany should be an example of what to do when your country literally commits genocide.
  
  No you don't understand, America is The Great Satan and anything they've done is wrong and their citizens deserve it.

I cant isolate the moment anything happened since i was born. Does that mean reality isnt real?
- No, you aren't born. Only your mother would say she was there, but hey, moms always tell lies to save their children.

more anti science rhetoric

That is a PERFECT representation for the God of the Gaps fallacy. Like dude hit the definition right on the head gosh dang.
- That guy IS a demon. He is prentending not to know for manipulative reasons.Same kind of rat as the blond UK fuckface, you know the one.
  
  Bore is

Magnets, how do they work?
Alien sex technology refined by bear gods of forgotten religions obviously
- give me some of that alien sex technology

Richard Rhodes' The Making of the Atomic Bomb is a great book that kind of explains all that in detail...
but i would say it is either the Curie's experiments, discovering the neutron, splitting the atom, Fermi's reactor, or the tests during the Manhattan project; all really well documented.

I feel like I've been waiting to come down from my high since the first time I tried pot...
Like fuck this is a long high, I know when it wears off it'll have only been like three seconds and I"ll be back in 2008 ready to go see Dragonforce at the House of Blues...... but fuck
- I genuinely feel the same. I keep telling myself that's just growing up and seeing the world more clearly with time, but it really feels like one big stupid drug-induced dream and I'm going to finally wake up from it eventually, cause the real world can't be that dumb and insane.
- I feel the same, except it is actually true because I have not allowed myself to not be high for the last 8+ years.
- Once in a lifetime
  Take a chance at the right time
  The glory to seee

I just sighed so hard I put my back out.
Just because you don't know something doesn't mean it is untrue.
See also, "this is new to me therefore I have discovered it"
This is like reverse appropriation and is just as bad.

Tucker is the consummate media insider and comes right out of the rich elite. He has not gone crazy - he is just cornering a niche of crazies, to whom he will sell vitamins and demon repellent.

I think that maybe losing his job at fox news phased him more than he let on
- He expected to be his own brand, like Musk or Trump or Limbaugh. When he realized he was still just another faceless interchangeable mouthpiece, that definitely fucked his ego.

Fucking magnets!
- How do they work?!
  
  I cannot isolate the moment when magnets were known to humans. Magnets = satan.

Really don't care what this clown has to say after he publicly fellated Putin for 2 hours on live television.
- Basically he is saying that his bro Putin is threatening the west with demonic weapons

“Everyone I know is an idiot, therefore I must also act like an idiot.”

HOLY FUCK! HAS ANYONE TOLD JAMES CLERK MAXWELL?!

not a shitpost
- Reality is a shitpost at this point.

It's the reason why we should stick to using fossil fuel. God left us dragon poop for a reason, we're supposed to burn the hell out of it, and the earth with it.

So he wants to get rid of the nukes, right? Right??
- Putin wants US to defund nukes so he’s using his puppets

I knew he was an asshole, sure, but I didn’t realize he’d gone completely off the rails.

This dipshit used to be the most widely viewed propaganda in the nation.

If anything/one is demonic it's fucks like Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Carlson's dogs were responsible for nuclear technology?
Bad puppers!

I've also never met a person who can isolate the moment when electrical technology became known to man.
Clearly demonic.
Tucker should throw out all his electrical devices.

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. Oppenheimer
Btw, Demon Core
Edit: right, nuclear technology, not nukes. See Marie Curie.

Enrico motherfucking Fermi, motherfuckers.

Can't argue with the logic
Because it's beyond reasoning
- In my family we have a saying "You can't argue with stupid"

How convenient it would be to believe that the immense forces of destruction we are capable of did not originate with us

It does again show that these people are like irrational, unscientific, religious cultists. We, as in humanity, should aim to progress away from such a dark past, not regress back into one. That way lies madness.

He took the phrase Demon core too seriously

World's most clueless man
- Most well paid clueless man, maybe
  
  Yeah, would love to see him, Eric Weinstein, Terrence Howard, Eric dubay, James tour, and Billy Carlson stuck in a room that they can't leave until they can prove one of their worldviews to be plausible. Would be the most entertaining thing ever watching them argue while pretending they agree with each other bc they have to pretend they are all thinking the same thing or their whole "mainstream academia" thing falls apart.

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot
- Annular throbber? Is he trying to one up Trump and the microphone?

Do not show this man a circuit