Dream Home
Dream Home
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Step 1: Become a cat
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Free Housing?
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You have to be attractive for that.
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Oh god don’t give mega-corps an idea to start buying and super up charging grave plots
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Don't worry, the death industry has been very exploitative for a while. I wouldn't want you thinking there was an untapped market out there.
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I’m thrilled about the housing crisis being ignored and worsened for the next four years too. /s
If it makes you feel any better they will be exacerbating things rather than ignoring them
Oh I know, the slumlords have already went up on my father in laws rental right after the election.
Do'n worı, Uı'm told ðæt ſėm nebyulėſ Uıvrı tawṙ librėl establicmint figyṙ z gœıŋ t lṙn Đıṙ lesson ėbaut bııŋ t frendlı to İzreyėl, deſpuıt hau Đı ƿil moſt luıklı rimeın u̇ntu̇tct ſeıv f ė ſeneırıo ƿeıṙ moſt v u̇ duı lȯŋ bifoṙ Đı ekſpirienſ ıvin muınoṙ pṙſėnėl inkėnvınıenſ.
Suınd, ė Pæleſtinıėn Ėmeırikėn hu z nau ekſpektid t bı þeıŋkfėl sėm ƿuıt kȯlidj kidz dju̇ſt helped suın ð deþ worint v Muı grændfaðṙ'z homlænd.
Maybe things get so bad a bunch of people die and we suddenly have a surplus of homes.
Well RFK is gonna convince a bunch of conservatives to drink listeria milk, so we got that to look forward to
That's the spirit! Always look on the bright side of death.
We already have a surplus of homes. They're owned, thousands at a time, by large corporations and the ones that aren't profitable are sat-on until the are.