The world is a big place

For what its worth: He made it to NY last Saturday.

https://nypost.com/2024/12/14/us-news/social-media-stars-roll-in-times-square-after-skateboarding-across-us/

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

Fun fact: mountains are big.

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”

Almost certain they were playing it up and this is satire, sorry to spoil everyone’s fun. https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms They started again on September 30 this year and are now in Missouri. If these content creators are good at one thing it’s creating a compelling narrative and this guy did it by getting himself called illiterate.

I met a guy like that in the 90's except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn't get them. Good times!

How does he use IG?

Assuming its not a parody.

Cant seem to find this dude on ig, there are just too many that tried to cross the usa with a board.

Does someone have a link to this specific persons ig? That would be great, thanks.

Does he have learning disabilities? How does someone with so much motivation not learn to read

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

I feel like a longboard would be better for this.

Well, if you're following him, did you bring more clothes? Maybe you can lend him some.

we live in a society.

How many skateboard wheels are needed for a 3000 mile trip?

That guys vote counts the same as yours. Just saying.

Which day is he realizing the Rockies exist?

Lol, what a country

How is he planning on getting back?

Also, won't his wheels wear out?

"It's one country, Michael, how wide could it be? Two weeks of skateboarding?"

Literally illiterate?

Can confirm I live in ZA WARUDO!

Orogeny gonna get ya

I know it says LA in the image, but are we sure he wasn't actually from Night Vale?

cmon whats his name

Is this not the hatchet wielding hitchhiker guy?

If he ever decides to try to find a way around the Rockies this will become even more interesting

Following an ignoramus, who can't read and doesn't know mountains exist (?) .. Yeah, what a content, definitely worth the invention of Internet