What is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?

Blue whale.

You never said I had to win.

T-Rex. I mean, all I gotta do is remove one pin and the whole skeleton collapses.

Your mom!

Most beasts under 80 lbs. Over 80 lbs, it's gonna be on a case by case basis. 90 lb sloth, no problem. 81 lb wolf, ...problem.

The biggest animal I feel confident in is an 800 lb human. Huge, but that fucker's gonna be exhausted ten seconds into the fight.

A blue whale. (they won't fight back b/c they don't consider me a threat, and so when they wander away I win by technicality)

A human

If I had bear hands then probably a small bear.

A large opossum. I could probably handle something larger, but I can only handle one pet at a time and I like opossums.

Yes, I understand you're asking about the largest animal I can fight and I'm telling you that that opossum is going to become a pet if I win.

A giant squid. It would have to be on land though (you never said we had to do it in their natural habitat).

Definitely something smaller than a grasshopper.. Lost that fight a few days ago.

I could totally take a 6-year-old human.

Galapagos tortoise. That's the largest I can think of without teeth and claws, not fast, and not in water.

1 Lemmy

Sunfish.

They are enormous wastes of flesh and evolutionary effort.

Probably a fainting goat.

A blue whale, as long as we're on land.

I can totally choke a chicken

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A gnat

I could probably handle a vole okay. Or maybe a tufted titmouse. On a good day.

My 3.4lb rabbit recently decided I am not a threat and started chilling in the middle of my walkway at night. She now takes multiple shoves to make move. So, not a bunny

(This took years of work on trust I am mostly bragging my bunny loves me)

Definitely not a cat. I have cats and he wanted to go ballistic on me when I tried to get him off the window ledge when there was another cat outside. I had to push him off with a broom or risk losing an eye even though his nails are trimmed. He's lovely otherwise, I swear.

None, I would think how bad I felt if I hurt the cute furry friend, then tried to pet them instead and get mauled.

Probably a medium sized dog, if I’m being realistic. I can’t fight a fucking bear or box a kangaroo or wrestle an alligator

A kangaroo would fking shred you. And while you're trying to hold your intestines in it'll then beat the snot out.

What's just a little smaller than a goose? I do know my limitations.

Anything larger than a small insect already freaks me out, so I'm going to pass on this challenge :)

No idea, a capybara maybe?

By mass or dimensional extent? If the latter, Japanese Spider Crab (12ft wide). If the former, a large dairy cow (2400lbs).

A really, really, really sick elephant, so far gone that it cannot move anyway

How about an adolescent kangaroo?

I reckon a full grown kangaroo. Not that I think I'm stronger (or that it wouldn't fuck me up), but in a fight to the death I think I could outsmart it and outmaneouver it.

I do not think this is close to a 100% certainty though.

A fat orange cat 🐈❤️

On land?

A seal or penguin

Do my hands have to stay bare?

Like, if there's a stick around, can I pick up the stick? If there are rocks around, can I throw some rocks?

Depends. Do I need to win or is a draw an acceptable outcome? If it's the latter, the blue whale. What's it gonna do, beach itself?

I've thought about this kind of question for a long time. I reckon I can beat up about 85% of the world's population. I am a large man with quite a bit of experience fighting, none in a ring or a cage.

With that said, probably a fully grown dromedary.

space whale, just double fist closed the blowhole for strangulation, air? gravity? thats for people who wernt BUILT BIFRENT.

I've tackled and held in a headlock adolescent black Angus bulls.

Dove. Sometimes when your shot isn't accurate enough you have to put the little buggers out of their misery.

Big dogs+

Around that 100+ lbs size and things study getting dicey.

i don't fight animals fairly, i can admit it.. i'm just not gonna.. fuck 'em, bring me my shooter..