Tell me your favorite line from Futurama?
Tell me your favorite line from Futurama?
The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
94 0 ReplyShe’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
85 0 ReplyProfessor: Your tux doesn't fit because you stole it from a boy.
Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.
66 0 Reply57 0 ReplyYou are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
55 0 ReplyWhen they're getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
53 0 ReplyThe spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
53 0 Reply"You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music'
"I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo."
51 0 ReplyWait, I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.
47 0 ReplyFarnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
47 0 Reply🎵We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing this whalin' tune! 🎵
47 1 ReplyDon't you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
45 1 ReplyThus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But....
Once And For All.43 0 ReplyGood news! It's a suppository!
44 1 ReplyIf I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".
40 0 ReplyBender: "So people will actually pay money to find love...? I have an idea, an idea so genius...." gavel sounds "Stupid anti-pimping laws!"
40 0 Reply"If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
35 0 Reply"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?" ―Zapp "[Sigh] "Sexlexia"" ―Kiff
34 0 ReplySo, there's an infinite number of parallel universes?
No... just the two...
32 0 ReplyTie between:
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome
angry muttering as the PES flies away
and
Well Susie, it isn't foreigners, it's global warming
Gwabu wabu?
Uh, sure...
31 0 Reply“We know nothing about their history, their language, or what they look like, but we can assume this: they stand for everything that we don’t stand for. And also, they told me you guys look like dorks.”
29 0 Reply(destructive noises) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!
They say the key to any successful battle is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!
My absolute favorite: You win again, gravity!
28 0 Reply"What are those disgusting creatures?"
"Those are the Grungalungas."
"Tell them i hate them."
27 0 ReplyMy lead pipe hurts.
26 0 ReplyNo I'm... doesn't!
26 0 ReplyNot exactly an iconic line, but I love the delivery:
"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"
Fry: "I've... not heard of them."
Futurama's great for nerdy science gags, social satire, and pop culture spoofs, but its best jokes are always uniquely stupid twists of language like this.
25 0 ReplyAnd Fry, you've got that brain thing!
- I already did!
25 0 ReplyI'll start my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack.
25 1 ReplyThere's not a restaurant built that I can't fly - Zap Brannigan
24 0 ReplyTo shreds, you say..
Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...
23 0 ReplyIts actually from that same scene; "NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!" I often say "for no raisin!!!" in my daily life. :)
23 0 ReplyMy only regret is that I have boneitis
20 0 ReplyThe one I use most often: "I've heard worse excuses to drink".
20 0 Reply“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.
20 0 ReplyWhen you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
17 0 ReplyI can wire anything directly into anything! I'M THE PROFESSOR!
17 0 Reply"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
"What really killed the dinosaurs?" " ME!!! "
"But you're better than normal! You're abnormal!"
17 0 Reply"I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can."
"You're going to do his laundry?"
Edit - the one that had me literally rolling off the couch because I was laughing so hard was, "That just raises further questions!"
16 0 Reply“Take the deal, Fry! If there's a delicious cake, isn't it better to have one slice than none at all? Even if four other guys eat the other four slices, and they're all thrusting their sweaty naked bodies against the cake?”
15 0 Reply"I'm having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures"
"... An idea?"
15 0 ReplyYour mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
15 0 ReplyI sublibed with obly tribial blain dabblage.
14 0 Reply“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
13 0 ReplyI'm Scruffy, the janitor.
13 0 ReplyMY LEG FEELS FUNNY
...
MY LEG FEELS BETTER
13 0 Reply- I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
- This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
- Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
- Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
- That wasn't cowardice!
- No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
- Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.
12 0 ReplyThis isn't a productive area of discussion.
12 0 Reply"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body
11 0 Reply10 0 Reply"wooooooooo"
10 0 ReplyBender, depressed walks up to a bar:
"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"
9 0 ReplyMy absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."
That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.
9 0 ReplyHey, Professor. You're a professor.
9 0 ReplyThe butter in my pocket is melting!
9 0 ReplyThe use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy
9 0 ReplyOld lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else
9 0 ReplyNibbler: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time... and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.
Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.
9 0 ReplyI was gonna go yachting in those feet!
8 0 Reply“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”
8 0 ReplyI don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Thus solving the problem once and for all.
8 0 Reply"So, what you think you just explained was..."
"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"
8 0 ReplyI can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!
8 0 ReplyGundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!
I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.
Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!
7 0 ReplyShut up baby I know it
Use it with the wife often, mostly with success
6 0 ReplyIf we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
6 0 ReplyI could do without these boobs flopping about
5 0 Reply"Your mother!"
5 0 ReplyRobot house
5 0 ReplyI'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel
5 0 ReplyShut up and keep looking apologized to.
2 0 Reply"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
And the obligatory, "good news everyone!"
2 0 ReplyThe two I use on a regular basis:
"for no raisin"
and "Tell them I hate them."
Other ones that come out when the opportunity arises.
"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank."
"Fifty-six!!!!"
"First one, then the other."
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