Not sure if you're serious or not but it's an easy way to water your plants all the way through without making a wet mess. Everyplace I've ever worked at this is how we watered the office plants.
Put plant in sink.
Soak with water.
Allow to drain.
Use draining as an excuse not to do dishes.
Get irritated with myself for not putting the plant back as I catch myself needing to drain the pasta I'm cooking for dinner so I shuffle shit around while almost burning myself.
Put plant back.