Happy birthday, peon

The "loving your work" poster behind him as well...

Ate without table -3

Coming in on his birthday

Wait, you have jobs where you don't have to show up if it's your birthday?

That's a man considering a new career.

1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour's notice on my days off.

2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/

Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn't know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I'd think you'd use PTO.

I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.

Most commenters here don't appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with "Loving your work." company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.

That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.

Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that

This picture is pure art. Holy shit.

Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?

Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

I can't decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes

I'd almost prefer if they didn't give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza

Who needs table when you are truly "Loving your work.".

A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.

Any reason he should not have come in during his birthday?

Anyone who willingly associates with Raw Egg Nationalist deserves this fate tbh

And here I am taking off my entire birthday week off like a rube.

Huge feet. Must have absolutely massive socks.

"I suddenly feel very sick."

The pizza inexplicably gets tossed in the garbage and he's homeward bound...

The pizza isn't the saddest part, it's their terrible break room setup. Two chairs uncomfortably close in the corner, sandwiched between a shoe rack that people might need to access and a trash can. Probably designed by the same people who design their cars...

You guys getting treated?

... This is an AI pic and a probably fake description to go with it