SLPT When picking friends, ask them what pants size they wear. If you ever shit your pants; you can swap pants with them.

That's the shitty pro tip I was looking for, thanks!!!

Nothing says friendship more than wearing your friends shitty pants

This way you only have shitty butthole but clean pants. That's what friends are for.

Makes sense to me.

I ummm had this happen at a convention after party. It was vomit but I got some tight pants that made my but look good. Still have them too.