'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outrage
'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outrage
Let me explain.
I decided to so a quick search on what the advertisements for this game looked like.
Devs fucked up. One must learn to harness and control the goon. You can't bait and switch the gooners and come out unscathed.
Spoon out the Goon and you will soon lose your boon. As they say.
Anyone else old enough to remember pc gamer as a legitimate news company lol. What a headline
at least they're using 9/11 correctly
That is some weird shit to get upset about, but I suppose I can understand it for a game that seems to have put a lot of effort into the proper related jiggle physics. If I bought a game specifically because it has super realistic anime ass I'd probably be very upset if they took those away.
We've had character fade for decades. Otherwise it can be hard to see upwards for targeting or looking around in third person titles :p
In ZZZ there's not much you need to do in the overworld by looking up, it's 100% to see more angles of the character
Love the comment in the article about godamn China wanting to take away my anime butts.
Making your character disappear when the camera is close isn't even an uncommon thing in games. I think in the past Capcom learned the same lesson Hoyo just learned, cause in Monster Hunter this is an option you can select, but not the default.
Imagine showing this article title to someone from the great depression or even more recently a fire fighter who lived through 9-11....this time is wild
Ive met enough old bastards who lived through the great depression and while most of them are dead they wouldve all laughed. One of them got porn banned on a base dedicated to R&D because of the sheer quantity of privates caught jacking their privates in the toilets. That man was my great grandfather who was one leg on the porn smuggling market.
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Simple metaphor assists their understanding.
Imagine if you walk around to the back of Michelangelo's David and his ass disappeared.
Is this game fine art? Of course not. But as every gamer fervently attests, games are art.
Humour is a sum of tragedy and time.
Stay classy, young men.
I especially like how the only example photo (from a fucking tweet of course) shows the completely flat non-ass of some anime goth girl that looks like she's 14. We need to go back to making gamers ashamed of their hobby.
Well that just made me facepalm and mutter, "Fucking gamers" out loud this early in the morning.
Fucking seriously, how god damn immature can gamers be.
Ehh, I'm with the gAmErS on this one. ZZZ is very straightforward about what sort of game it aims to be; a game that shows you big ole jiggly tiddies. Whether or not you think that's a game you'd want to invest your own time and resources into, a lot of people have paid pretty heavily into this game to get specific jiggly bits on their teams. To take that away from them, as if that wasn't a core selling point to the game, is kind of a dick move.
The great buttocalypse of 2024 😱
Because it's oh so hard to find some butt on the Internet... 🙄