Petition to rename this the black-bodied yellowbird
14 0 ReplyI believe you mean "Black-Breasted Yellow Tit"
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This isn't everywhere. In German, many birds have pretty unique names: Amsel, Spatz, Kuckuck, Uhu, Eule and so on.
8 1 ReplyThose are blackbird, sparrow, cuckoo, eagle owl, owl. The one in the meme is a Gelbkopf-Schwarzstärling ("yellowhead blackstärling")
So, not that different, I'd say.
9 0 ReplyYou do have a point. Seems like there are quite a few "new" names in each language and then some weirdly descriptive ones for specific birds.
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In Germany we have lots of names that are the descriptions. Stirnlappenbasilisk ist quite descriptive...
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Bird names are either this or "yellow-boobied titcock" and there's no in-between
60 0 ReplyMy favorite is probably the Drab breasted bamboo tyrant
3 0 ReplyWhat about the Buff-Breasted Tody Tyrant? Buff breasts are admired by many.
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Purple-headed purplebird...
59 0 ReplyWhite-bellied purple tit
25 0 ReplyYou mean white breasted purple tit.
24 0 ReplyI hate that either of these names could be right.
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I had to check and FFS
19 0 ReplyYou know, this ain't so bad
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Fr though that's a cool bird
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Ornithologists should hang out with astronomers. They do the same naming scheme with telescopes. They've named some classics like the Very Large Array (VLA) and the Five Hundred Meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST).
Edit: a word
43 0 ReplyCan't beat rapid unscheduled disassembly. Aka, a thing exploded
4 0 ReplyDon't forget the Very Large Telescope, the Extremely Large Telescope, and the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.
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Not to mention "The Big Bang", and " Spooky Action At a Distance"
2 0 ReplySpooky action at a distance is how Einstein called quantum entanglement. That is the official name.
2 0 ReplyThe Great Attractor?
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Five Hundred Meter Spherical Telescope (FAST)
Where does the 'A' come from?
The phonetic "faiv"?6 0 ReplyAperture. You missed a word
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H+M = A?
6 1 ReplyFive-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope to be technical.
13 0 ReplyIt's the Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope; the person you're replying to left out "Aperture" by mistake.
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I WOULD say that Lemmy jokes are on point today, but all the ones I've saved and sent to my family group chat are from the same Picard Maneuver lol
You got a good taste in jokes!32 0 ReplyWe’re actually all just alts of The_Picard_Maneuver
11 0 ReplyHappy to help! Lol
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My favourite example of a straight-to-the-point animal name:
There's a species of turtles. Goofy looking fellas with big heads. So what are they called? Big-headed turtles. OK, but surely the Latin name is sensible? No, it's megacephalum. Totally a band name.
4 0 Reply"Hey, this turtle looks kinda like it's got a snake for a neck, what should we call it"
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Saw this kickass bird at the lake one day. Went home and looked it up.
red-winged blackbird
C'mon!
24 0 ReplyField biology professor at my alma matter did a study on red-winged blackbirds where they put black paint over the red spots. The females didn't really care, but the other males would beat the shit out of the test birds.
Animal behavior is funny
10 0 ReplyI wonder how that benefits them in terms of evolution.
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Wanna guess?
13 0 Replybubblegum ice cream flavored bird
20 0 ReplyPink breasted bluey chirp
16 0 ReplyIt looks like a jerk, so green-tailed twat or something
3 0 ReplyLilac breasted roller
3 0 ReplyMost likely something like Big Titted Sloppy Blowjob Tramp, knowing how perverted some bird watchers are.
2 0 ReplyCotton Candy Cum Stain
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Gotta shout out birdle for all the bird-loving wordle fans out there.
4 0 ReplyThat's really cool! But those hints don't help when I have no idea what order a bird is in 😆
2 0 ReplyYeah I usually whip out Wikipedia and try to narrow down the family and genus by looking at the photos.
It's kinda fun if you're ever in the mood to spend 10-20 minutes researching different birds, lol.2 0 ReplyRight. I felt uninformed and fighting the urge to go learn all about birds
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Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus
14 0 ReplyUrsus Arctos Arctos
3 0 ReplyOrcinus orca
2 0 ReplyPica pica
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I prefer a more scientific name like Birridious Amadeus Maximus, Master of the Armies of the North, Loyal Servant to the One True Emporer.
11 0 Reply"What are we going to call this railway line? It goes from Hammersmith to the City"
6 0 Reply“… we’ll call it the Gliecksbaden Line, that should clear up any confusion.”
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Black vultures, for me.
We have some that hunt through the dumpsters at work when deli does toss-out. I felt rather dumb assuming they had a fancier name.
Pretty neat birds to watch, though. I lost some time while they strutted about, pretty much ignoring my existence once I had tossed all our old bread.
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