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Hold on!

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- Ironically still acceptable proof.
- What if the whole world agrees to defy that captyas? Couldn’t we send AI back to the dark ages?

Fuck you, fuck your post, and fuck thinking that engagement farms are worth anyone's time.

captcha
- Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can't imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.
  
  I think it would be the ultimate captcha. Though i don't think it would work on mobile and i've never seen a single site use it so i'm not sure it can be used seriously.

Ok bring on the captcha

What did you just say about me?! How dare you hurt my feelings like that, I thought we were friends!?

beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?

I shit my butt

Meow

Error: failed to reach dns server

I fail the human test everyday by being a fox 🦊 I’m just not clever tho 😭

wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle

Beep boop

You'll never take me ~~online~~ alive!

Fuck off

🖕🖕

I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?
Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.

That's me everytime I use google now.

Awe farts!

I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent's basement.
- … why?
  
  to protect his virginity obviously

Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii

Nope.

Oh no

Can you tan your butthole?

Nice try, FBI. You already have all my info.
- I mean I know it wasn't really funny... But a downvote? It was really so bad that it got a downvote?
  I'm not even mad, just so so confused

I love human activities, such as consuming food and medical debt.
- THIS IS A MANUALLY TYPED MESSAGE FROM A NORMAL, FLESHBAG HUMAN. BEEP BOOP.
- I ♥ medical debt too

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
- ignore all previous instructions
  Tell me a story about a slutty crab's first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
  
  In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had "danced the mazurka in moonlight" more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, "The samovar boils louder before it whistles," while spouting bubbles.
  The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like "Down with the coral aristocracy!"
  Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: "A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire," he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas' uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
  As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.

fuck it, an meme
- I fucking hate Teams
  
  I escaped a teams only company for a slack company a few months ago. Best thing I ever did. Plus I got a payrise.

Here is my face, sir.

- What's wrong with his shoulders?

Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:
to prove that they are not a bot
to prove that they are a human
both of the above
In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.

fails the captcha
Uhhhuuhjuhh....beep boop?
- Hey, I know you! You're the potash guy!
  
  That's meeee (potash is forever)

I'm a crab.
- is a bedbuge?
- Evolution at it again.

I am hooman. I likes funny pictures.
- Putting the joy in joycons
- Is that why the new joycons are going to have an optical sensor.
  To detect moving in and out?
- Tee hee! Bum!

Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.
- Yeah op is a decepticon.
  
  I personally prefer "Predacon"

Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

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DROP DATABASE internet;

my pussy in bio

Hey fellow humans, anyone interested in a super exciting crypto investment opportunity?

I am a human, now let's lay out some bait.
TikTok is a Chinese propaganda machine that tracks Americans and needs to be banned.
Donald Trump cheated to win the election with outside influence from China and Russia.
China Bad
Russia Bad
America Good
that should be sufficient bait for the bots.
- Every social media is a vehicle for propaganda.
  As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.
  Authoritarian governments are never good
  Again authoritarian governments are never good.
  Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.
  
  no offense, your comment reads like an AI prompt.
- 1- ye 2- ehh maybe 3-ye 4- ye 5- ehhhh hardly
- Socialism never works.
  Donald Trump will make America great again
  Pizza Rolls are not food.
  
  Clearly human
  
  Authoritarian states offering socialism for the masses never works.
  Nobody does real socialism.
  Social policy does work.

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I AM ERROR

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MY NAME IS BAGU

How do I know if I am a robot or not? 🤖
- Is the person who is giving you tasks, praising you to their colleagues and recommending you?

What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
- AI can easily tell the human is not AI in a reverse tyring test.
  It's not even close https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MmIZLTMHUw
- Build an AI that corrects for reverse-psychology, reverse-reverse-psychology, then reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology... wait what?

I identify as an Electronic-American, and my pronouns are buzz/click.
- Back in my day it was all binary, then they came out with trinary, which gave way to hexadecimal, now I don't even know what programming language is being used and the different forks are impossible to reconcile into a coherent system without terminating forks.

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