Drug dealers are watching the Chocolate Milk Is Healthy debate very closely

Im so used to seeing the pixelated version of this meme that seeing the HD version is weird now

It's really strange seeing pre-HD TV/movie makeup. The white on his lips looks so weird, but with a crappy TV it gave the right effect.
- Props too, look at the Enterprise D in 4k and it looks way more fake than it did on the old CRT. The blemishes that give it away blur together to make it look way better on screen. Watch Adam Savage's Tested - The Next Generation Filming Model! if you'd like to know more.

Is chocolate milk really that much less healthy than regular 2% milk? AFAICT they are basically the same, with the former having an extra 5g or so of added sugar per 8oz glass. It’s much better for you than, say, apple juice which is almost entirely just sugar.

Your mistake was comparing it to apple juice, which is basically just as sweet as a soda
Milk should just not be given to children at all in school. I don’t understand why we can’t have kids drink just fucking water. We shouldn’t be encouraging kids to drink sugary anything. Calcium and protein can come from so many other sources. I never understood milk as a lunch drink option as a kid and I don’t understand it now.
- While I support having better access to water for everyone, milk is generally accepted by many kids, even picky ones.
  
  Additionally, milk does provide an opportunity to provide a minimal amount of additional vitamins for growing kids as well, mainly calcium for accident prone kids. This is likely more important for kids who aren't getting fed properly at home. Kids need a ton of energy and chemicals to grow properly, no doubt.
  
  It absolutely is not a superfood. There ain't nothing magical about it, regardless of how many milk commercials you saw growing up. For adults, there isn't much of a benefit unless your body actually needs those vitamins.
  
  Disclaimer: I absolutely detest adults who swear by taking handfuls of vitamins for no reason. Vitamin deficiencies are real and if you have one, you need to be working with a doctor and not with some jackass at a supplement store.
- It is a easy way to insure that the kids get access to some healthy nutrition. Youd be amazed and appalled by how much shit some children are fed at home.
- What the fuck are you talking about milk is amazing. Look at the macros and you quickly realize it is exactly what kids need. Milk fat protein and sugars all natural.
  
  It arguably had more protein than almost any other school food.
  
  You people are fucking nuts.
- Is there to support the dairy industry
- Milk should just not be given to children at all in school
  
  in most of the world, it isn't.
- The dairy industry has a strong lobby. There's no reason to drink milk from a cow or any other non-human animal.
  
  Ask yourself "Am I a baby cow?" If the answer is "No", then you shouldn't be drinking cows' milk.

Which Congresscritter

A quick google search shows it's Elise Stefanik, a New York republican

Edit: I'm an idiot. Tom Tiffany, Wisconsin republican (Of fucking course it's Wisconsin)
- Wisconsin, the home of lactose.
- He probably thinks he's making a clever point about Wisconsin considering legalizing marijuana. They're perpetually tone deaf.
- Hey Wisconsin isn't that bad