It was Steve
It was Steve
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We should unionize
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Damn thing broke
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Get better racking.
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I fucking quit
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Were there any witnesses?
If not: blame the shelves "the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there"
Else: cop to it, I guess? Can't trust nobody in warehouse.
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Tibor
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"better start tidying"
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We're insured, right?
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This osha violation
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What happened here?
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I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.-
Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I'd say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁
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Nobody was hurt.
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Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
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...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
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There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
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And your managers name - Steve.
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Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
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4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
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Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
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Mr Boombastic
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All right
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They're getting away!
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- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
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Zigged. Should've zagged.
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"humans make mistakes"
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it
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Aren't those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn't happen or when it does, it's not as bad.
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Told ya so
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"I told you."
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it wasn't me
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Ah, the Shaggy defense
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We got insurance?
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"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
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Saved the eggs.
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K I quit
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I wasn't here
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Sue the engineer.
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Good luck Jim
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It was loud
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Oops, my bad
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Not my problem
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Time to drink
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Ruh roh raggy
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How about "is everyone ok"?
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See you tomorrow
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Shelves buckled.
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Nope that’s a forklift accident
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Hey, that could be how they buckled, but that’s all water under the bridge now.
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You still have a free word!
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Overloaded.
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oops ididit again
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I'm outta here
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Shit. Is. fuuucked.
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Bitch, what mess?
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@Stamets it tanked, boss!
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Did you see the mess that overnight left?
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Want a blowie?
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Fucken' hell, man!
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Not my problem
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Some shit broke
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"resume generating event"
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Brian did it
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Are you forkin' kidding me?
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I don’t know
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Are these trash?
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shit got fucked
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Was anyone hurt? Those pallets can weight easily a few thousand pounds.
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It’s my first day
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It's my first*
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