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2mo ago

Anon lives with his sister

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Factual and homosexual?
- You know, I actually believe this one.
  Totally gay though.
  
  Anon has a boy friend.
  Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.
- Right?
  Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything
- Fake: anon doesn't have a sister
  Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number
- Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.
  
  You've been missing out, homie .
  https://youtu.be/qi2etl5TRcg

Red Dead Cock Block
- DLC?
  
  "unwed nightmare"

Isn't there more to this one? Why is it cut off
- Found the rest
  
  I don't know what to do next
  next greentext will be about him trying to fuck his sister.

Easy, you start hanging out, gather a crew of like-minded cowpokes, set yourselves up with a Posse, and LAN Party your collective way to Legendary status!
As a side note, RDR2 deserves a 'GTA VI' more than GTA does, such an underappreciated game (and social commentary!)
- Im not sure if you are joking right now but RDR2 IS the ‘GTA VI’ to RDR1, a game well deserved of its sequel. Underappreciated? Are you mad?
  
  Can't speak about the mad part, but what I meant about RDR2 is that it obviously got less love from the community than GTA V, which is why it's essentially been shuttered in terms of any expansions/online components - while GTAO keeps receiving new mini-expansions even with GTA VI around the corner.
  Not to mention there are no talks about furthering the series...
  That's why I consider it underappreciated.
  Edit: also to add, RDR2 is to RDR1 what GTA V is to GTA IV.
  
  ....is my math fucked up or are two and six the same thing these days? Seems they'd need a few more before they get to "VI."
- It’s just atrocious that you still can’t play it 60 fps on consoles, while even RDR1 received a 60 fps patch

sleep with the guy tbh
- Sounds like they have a lot in common... it's a nice meet cute.

I used to torture my sister's boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.

fake: anon lives with a woman
and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister's dates to have fun with them

Next? Uh, fuck him, obviously.

this guy just hasn't figured out he's jesus

Can we stop sex shaming people?
- What?
  
  "usual whore talk"

"Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed."
Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂
- Probably the only context where anon hears about showering.

“whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid
- Lol stfu theyre siblings. If you aren't embarrassing or shaming your siblings you aren't doing it right.
  
  you regularly call the women in your family whores, then?
- It's not nice to speak that way about your brother and his new friend, you know?

Invite the guy round, obv.

Games before dames
- Twitch ‘fo dat bitch

OP lost me at that "whore talk" bullshit
- It's 4chan; the fuck did you expect?
  
  It's always amazing seeing people react to the 4channiest of 4chan shit with outrage like it's new, why are you even reading greentexts then?
  
  There is a vast and complex story sbout how we got to where we are today with social and political events, especially in the US.
  This comment sums them up so swiftly it's almost art.

Anon has a special stepbrother.

Answer is simple. Invite him to come over some Saturday. Go find something else to do when he arrives. He can go take your sister out on a date and they can hook up. Then you get back and play RDR with him. Everybody wins :-)

"incounter"

Anon has learning disabilities, can't even write basic sentences without fucking up both grammar and spelling. Anon is dumb as fuck.

Yee haw

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