You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

Being able to fall asleep and wake up exactly when I want to without an alarm man.

I actually seem to have this one: Appropriately sized container man. I can find the best sized container when we have leftovers from cooking. Extra pasta sauce? This container fits it all in perfectly.

I don't know if this qualifies as "b-tier", but I'd really would like a superpower where when hearing a sound I knew exactly what made it.

I live in an old house, in the middle of a forest. Lots of weird noises both inside and outside. Being able to know if a sound I just heard requires my attention (i.e. "is that some animal messing around in my walls, or just the old wood squeaking") would be gold. The amount of times I've gotten out of bed in the middle of the night to investigate something is too damn high. After countless mice, vasps nests, birds, and various mammals deciding to move in with us, my paranoia levels have skyrocketed.

Would also sort out the "is that my kid crying, or just the draft through the vents"-question, as well as "is that normal wood settling noises, or is there more rot I've yet to find and the whole house is collapsing".

To actually fall asleep when my head hits the pillow, and then stay asleep until the alarm goes off.

I'd be perfect departure time man. Able to determine exactly when to leave in order to arrive at your destination on time, regardless of traffic, weather, or other conditions encountered along the way.

Finish a task without getting distracted after five minutes man.

Free refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.

the B-Tier power I'd choose is to control bees

yes the pun is intended

I take perfect shits no matter what. Never constipated or have diahrea. Wipes are always perfectly clean.

What’s the opposite of procrastination?
Eagerness girl? That.. sounds wrong somehow.

My toes are unstubbable

Can Always Find What I'm Looking For Man.

Never get bitten by mosquitoes man.

Every-time-I-go-to-sit-there-is-a-seat-man

Food-doesnt-make-me-overweight-or-mess-up-my-health man.

So I can eat whatever I want and it's perfectly healthy for me whatever it is. I'd eat ao much ice cream it wouldn't be funny.

I already have mine, and it frustrates my wife no end. I'm Always Finds a Parking Spot Right Near Where We're Going Man, but only if I'm the one driving. When she's driving we end up on the wrong side of the parking lot.

I would be Sleep-on-command man

Nothing gets stuck in my teeth man.

Or, doesn’t get acid reflux man.

Incredible massage dude. I want to be able to give incredible massages that relax muscles. Maybe the ability to relieve stress by touch. Bonus points if it works on myself, my shoulders suck.

I just wanna be No-health-problem man

B being secondary with A as the highest or tertiary with S as the highest?

If the former, I'll be Doesn't Overthink Everything Man

If the latter, I'll go with Correct Orientation of USB drives and Cables on First Try Man

According to some, I have one! Perfectly-folded-fitted-sheets woman. Ultimately pretty meaningless, but satisfying nonetheless.

superpowers are s-tier by definition, if one were b-tier it would have to just be a power

Single square of toilet paper man

I'm going to go with good old fashioned, "extra luck". Never know when it's going to show up, but it would definitely improve your general disposition when things tend to go your way.

I've taken to using a checklist on my phone that I update daily. However, remembering to use it is still a problem at times.

So my B-tier power would be Remembers To Use Checklist At Least Once A Day Man.

All dust disintegrates inside a 20 foot (6m) sphere around me at all times.

Edit: forgot the measurement scale

B-tier power: Exact Change. Any time I want to pay for something with cash, I have the power to reach into my pocket and pull out exactly the amount of cash money needed to do so. This has no effect on anyone's money anywhere else, like wallets or bank accounts - it just magically appears.

NoDepression Man

I want the "Flying Insects Cannot Touch Me" power.

Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world with a snap of a finger (I would even learn how to snap for this very purpose), just disappear them forever at my will. A single use power, nothing more than that, and I don't care what that suppose to do to the environment.

For some reason.

The power to be comfortable in any environment in just shorts and a T-shirt. No sunburn, no soggy shoes in the rain, warm while sitting in a snow drift.

Undepressable man? Optimism man? Anti-anxiety man?

If those are too good, then: Instant death man

Actually remembering everything I've taken the time to learn.

Know how anything works just by looking at it, like Sylar from Heroes

Making inflated objects explode with my mind.

Car tires. Birthday balloons. Bubble wrap. Bagpipes.

Yes, I'd be a villain... or at least a vigilante. Don't run that red where I can see you... pop pop pop

I'm invisible if no one would see me

Edit: Fixed exploit

Control Minor Static Charges Woman. It would make housecleaning easier and my keyboards would always be clean. I wouldn't have to get near dust bunnies, I would be able to slowly guide them to the trash can.

The power to always pack exactly the right things that I will need when I go somewhere.

Photosynthesis would be really nice. Even if it didn't totally replace the need for food it would be cool.

Hmmm.... I guess never having my shoes come untied. That seems B-tier enough lol

every time I look for something I know right where it is

Knowing where that super-intelligent snail and the immortal billionaire is at all times-man. I could hire myself out to one of them.

I just want to get the USB in the right way on my first attempt. Is that too much to ask for?

To be able to put together the perfect response for any interaction I ever have man

Having a hydrophobic presence covering me at all times, sans wanting to shower, drink water, etc. so I could run, bike, hike in the rain and never get wet, unless I wanted to.

Another fun one would be having the ability and skill to cook anything I want without training or recipes. However, I would gain an excessive amount of weight though.

I always thought it would be cool to be able to imitate any sound effect. Totally useless but perfect for jokes.

Perfect hearing man.

Might finally get rid of my tinnitus and I could hear silence again.

Anti usb superposition aura. Dear god that would be heaven.

I can talk to plants so they can tell me how terrible I am as a caretaker.

Ooh, I'll be Always-Remembers-What-He-Was-Going-To-Buy-At-The-Store Man.

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Still Warm Coffee Man.

Perfect Croutons man, never burnt, always crunchy

I already have. Things break 10 times faster when I touch them.

What's B tier? On Marvel and DC scales there are several god level figures, are they like S rank? Does that make Superman like an A tier? This is hard.

I alread have my super power and love it: high definition vision in low light conditions.

Bright lights hurt my eyes and I only get my supervision in b&w but it is really useful.

I'll take always being able to understand what people are saying, even if the voice is muffled or on a low quality recording or whatever. In conversations, I'd never have to ask people to repeat themselves.

(It doesn't mean I could understand any language or code, just that I can correctly make out the words.)

Gets the USB-A the right way the first time man, which is really an underlying true power of like a glove man, where no matter what it is, it will always fit - like a glove.

Elevator is always waiting at the floor Im on. Man.

Never forget a name or face.

When programming, I never make the same mistake twice.

Captain Hair

Never Only One Sock Woman!

Can milk anything

Flying, but very slowly. Enough that it isn't any more useful than walking to the destination.

I'd use it to float around and enjoy the beauty. Imagine floating around above the water and just watching the city lights, or getting up high enough to watch the sunsets.

I'd prefer to go faster so I can get to the viewpoints quickly, so maybe the limitation should just be that I can't use it for anything but sight seeing?

I’d want the ability to swap consciousness with other people, with their consent, for a short time.

It would be interesting to see what it’s like to be colour blind, or to experience what things taste like to people who dislike food I enjoy.

Having recently undergone a full extraction of my remaining teeth and gotten dentures, I'll take "has a healthy set of teeth"- or "can afford dental implants"-man

As an American it obviously has to be no healthcare bills man.

Free unlimited WiFi woman.

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My knees and elbows don't hurt man.

I'd be infinite stamina man. never get out of breath again, even while jogging

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Never needing to nap girl a dream yet to come true

Making anyone I want have an immediate and uncontrollable urge to sneeze.

I chose being able to make other people fart or burp. Well on a second thought, that's maybe C tier at best.

B Tier would be able to make people overhear their wakeup alarm. Useless against people with a good inner clock though.

If I’ve driven there once in my life, 99% of the time I can drive there again with no directions.

Distraction man. Be able to divert somebody's attention by pointing a finger.

I'd like to be able to sense the distance to the closest person to me

I am the current incarnation of the-timer's-about-to-go-off man: every time there's a timer I'm physically uncomfortable in the seconds right before the notification beeps begin. "It should be done by now" I'll say, just before the oven timer sounds, or the dryer plays its jingle.

Yesterday I took the dog for a walk around another store while my wife did the grocery shop, but I forgot my phone at home. Sure enough, I got the familiar itch between the shoulder blades and the dread "she's probably done by now" and had to excuse the pup and I from the group of people giving him scritches. We all reached the car at the same time.