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David Gerard @awful.systems

3d ago

Google: We’ll reach Artificial General Intelligence if you slackers just show face in the office 60 hours a week

pivot-to-ai.com Google: We’ll reach Artificial General Intelligence if you slackers just show face in the office 60 hours a week

Twenty years ago, Google was the hottest company with the smartest people. In 2025, Google is making the products it still has actively worse with AI. Fortunately, co-founder Sergey Brin has the an…

Google: We’ll reach Artificial General Intelligence if you slackers just show face in the office 60 hours a week

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If it takes 1 man 1 hr to dig a 1 cubic metre hole, then in theory, 60 men will be able to dig the same hole in one minute!
- Oh the carnage!

Work harder so we can replace you sooner.
- Except none of this shit works, so its work harder so we can throw all your code in the trash in another five years when we chase the Next Big Thing.
  
  I don't understand this bs. They already have more money and notoriety (in their circles) than they could have hoped for.
  Why grind their employees into the dirt?

Eat the rich, start now.

Some More News had an interesting thesis on RTO: CEOs are blaming the lack of people coming into the office as to why the line isn't going up.
How investors can believe this I don't understand.
- Finance majors just need a base level of math and an ability to confirm to mgmt culture. Actually questioning things are not essential to their ability to make 500k/year

Sergey, my man, just get a t-shirt that says "I have no friends or hobbies and I don't particularly like my family" instead. You don't have to work so hard to let us know.

Please, just kill your mental and physical health a bit more, some tech bro promised me that if you do I will be ablr to fire you already.

"We" means "shareholders", the workers will just do "the everything".

Because 100 monkeys with typewriters will write Shakespeare but it's impossible with only 67.

And if we add more people shoveling coal into a lot more boilers we can surely make this steam train fly line a bird. Yeah, that approach doesn't always work.
- I still think you are not listening to me: if a woman can deliver a baby in 9 months, why can't we add three women to deliver it in 3 months? Are you sure you understand math?

Only if you do too.

No. Bugger off.

No, we won't, morons. Fuck CEOs

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