3w ago

he may have meant that i need more drama im not sure please see inside for details

poor gut motility and entertainment

the poo in my colon is getting quite large recently even getting some press coverage and there are unfortunately few posts promoting home remedies or distracting entertainment/drama

what happens then is that i eat out of boredom while i could be enjoying some drama so here are some stats

category	internet drama exposure	bowel movement frequency	stool consistency	overall gut happiness
high	5+ hours daily	2-3 times daily	soft & regular	mildly irritated
moderate	2-4 hours daily	daily	formed & consistent	content
low	less than 1 hour daily	every other day	firm	slightly bloated
none	0 hours daily	2-3 times weekly	hard & inconsistent	extremely bloated

9 comments

Fibre intake has been steadily decreasing over the past half century and it's so that the government can slow us down. Lack of fibre makes people fluid and mercurial and willing to accept change. It's all part of their plan. You can't run as fast if you're leaking from your butt. I bought some fibre supplements online and now I am tough and firm and my gut is ready for anything they throw at me.
- You can’t run as fast if you’re leaking from your butt.
  Fact.

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please apologize to me i cant poop
- No, you apologize to me. I can't find my favorite snacks, and all evidence points to it being your fault.
- Who are you?
  
  you told me "YDI" and that dramatized me