Mommy noticed me!
Mommy noticed me!
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All those notifications... How do you live with yourself?
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ADHD is a bitch. I mean to check them and then I end up playing horror games instead and feel too tired or depressed to do so.
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I have ADHD too. My method of clearing that backlog when it's too much or the discussion has turned stupid I just hit "mark all as read" in the top right corner (assuming this is voyager too). Then the mind is cleared
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I feel that Holmes... nervously glances at hundreds of browser tabs and thousands of unread emails
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There's a whole community for this garbage at feddit.org/c/nicole
I recommend you all post this crap there instead of in memes. This isn't a meme. It's spam. And I don't really need to see it more than I already get in my DMs.
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Aww, she's sad because nobody's taking to her.
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I'm pretty sure If I tried she'd be friendly at first, until she needs me to wire her $10,000 with Western Union so she can fly out to see me.
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I actually think it might not be financial. All of the photos of her are screenshots from a webcam, and the linked matrix basically doxes her workplace. I unfortunately get the vibe that she's being harassed.
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Then she'd be friendlier right?
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actually i messaged nicole days ago and so far no response at all :<
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I guess Lemmy is getting popular now that it's being targeted for spam.
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I got a DM from her today, but I don't get it, who's she?
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She is Nicole, the patron saint of Lemmy. If she appears in your inbox you are truly blessed and worthy of the title of "Shitposter".
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I've got four different variants. Two of her in the grey top / hoodie but from different angles, one with her wearing the red top that almost looks like a Spider-Man hoodie at first glance, and now this latest variant with her wearing black.
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Like trading cards!
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Lucky, I've got this one and two identical gray top ones.
I'm genuinely annoyed about this now.
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I got my first DM from "her" today as well! I was feeling left out.
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I felt that way too until I checked my dms just to be extra sure and noticed that I got one a month ago. Somehow it was marked as read. Felt good getting one at the early phases of the hype. Haven't gotten one since though
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First time?
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That's a better picture than I got. Mr Incredible lookin' ass lol.
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