Donald Trump reveals he's had more recent calls with Vladimir Putin

Have to stay in touch with the mother ship.

So giving head to Putler in person wasn't enough, now he's having "no, you hang up 😘" calls with him? I aspire to be this level of cheap whore.

Phone sex

I bet Putin makes Donald fall asleep on FaceTime so he’s not getting cucked elsewhere

His Zionist masters want him to destroy Iran. He can't do that without Putin's cooperation.