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Imagine being the poor bastard that has to hook a cat up to a milking machine.

“EEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREIR!”

RIP
- What do you mean? We just wear kitten costumes and suck it with our mouths
  
  This is a terrible day to have eyes
You can milk anything that has nipples.
- I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
  
  Give me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
- Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.
  
  That's likely just poor milking technique. You'll get it!
  
  No one said the milk had to come out of the nipples
  
  So what you're saying is you're backed up?
Sales have plummeted since the addition of the sign
Noted.

Disappointed.
then I don't want it
But the baby food DOES come from babies.
- It's already passed through a baby once, like that civet coffee.
Not with that attitude.
Not if you're buying the store-bought stuff. It's worth the hassle of whipping up the real-deal at home imo.
- r/ c/holup
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
We guarantee dog or higher
"it comes from exploited cows so it's totally cool"
I miss r/cateatingvegans

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