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OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world

3d ago

What's the community for stuff like this?

Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet

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every dude who balds early: my dude, out of balance testosterone isn't something you should trying for...
- Afaik as long as your primary sex hormone isn't estrogen, you're going to go bald regardless as long as you have the genetics for it.
  
  have you never met an old man with hair?
  
  that's a really bad observation, especially considering it's only caucasian/European that have the highest rates
  
  Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn't necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don't think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.
  
  Fuck it, I'm just gonna start transitioning the second I notice my hairline receding

Ironi, onions are generally the first thing to cook. You don't desperately need onions midway through a meal, you need 5 spice which is 4 years out of date.
- I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.
  I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.

Testosterone spikes are what happens in your body when you fall in love. Therefore testosterone is sometimes referred to as the hormone of love. It is true for both men and women. So how do onions fit into that?
- Who doesn't love the smell of raw onions on a first date?
  
  I see you know my ex, but that doesn't narrow it down much.
  
  You shouldn't be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.

Me just sitting here liking raw onions since a decade before this troll-meme.
Onions are fucking delicious, fight me.
- I don't think we'd stand a chance fighting someone who's basically pure testosterone.
- Finally, someone else shares the same onion about opinions
- Onions ARE delicious.. in every variant EXCEPT raw.
  
  They got that one type of onion that's sweet, I might try it raw, but all the rest you're right i'ma cook
  
  Wrong
  
  Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency. Shocked us east euros have never heard of it since our cooking skills peak at cutting raw onions and putting them on bread with burnt meat or tinned fish.
  
  Try some thin sliced onion rings sprinkled with soy sauce. It's really delicious.
- I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.
  
  Red onions are bomb but so are sweet onions, I have a preference for the Walla Walla Sweets.
- I like em but they eat me alive on the inside
  
  You're the first person other than me I've heard has this problem. I have it with garlic, too. Either is fine when fully cooked, though. I don't even have a sensitive stomach otherwise, I can eat chilis all day every day. Hbu?

- Can I offer you a nice onion in this trying time?
  
  Uncanny resemblance, now that you mentioned it

Jesus so many people completely missed your point
... anyway on the other site it was r/juxtaposition -I haven't seen it on lemmy yet
- Thank you, lol

I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children's marble and bicep size of grapefruit?

Don't joke ... my wife's family is Irish Canadian and their grandmother died in 1995 at the age of 102
Every day for her entire life (she grew up on a rural farm for the first 30 years of her life) she ate a whole raw onion every evening after supper.
- Rip to your grandma, but your grandpa was the true hero. Laying next to onion Sally his whole life.
  
  That's an even better indicator of health .... grandpa loved his bacon, pork, fried food and smoked a pipe every day .... he died of a massive heart attack at the age of about 50 in the 1950s.
  Onion Sally outlived ol' Pork'n'Beans
  
  Onion Sally 🤣
- Het testosteron levels must've been through the roof!

bodybuilding.com forums
- Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.
  
  Best I ever managed was two.
  
  Well, when you count on your fingers its clear that by working out every other day, you can workout 4 times a week, duh. /s
  If you work out every other day for 31 days, that is 16 days a month, 4 days a week! See, it's that simple.
  If anyone can find the original thread, I would love to archive it for eternity, as it is hilarious.

But why would you want high (not normal levels of) testosterone?
- Big T = big pp
  
  I'm pretty sure steroid users would disagree.....

The term is juxtaposition but I don't know if a Lemmy community exists for it yet
- Hmm...

I https://lemmy.world/c/foundsatan

"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant
All that testosterone won the Civil War

- Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water

i was a big proponent of the /fit/ memes about drinking semen for gains. which caught on really easily but i still want to take some credit
- There was/is a movement regarding butthole and ball tanning. I am suspicious that it also started like this.

I wonder how many people the "suicide grip for bench press" advocate guy on /fit killed.

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)
- AWESOME BLOSSOM

you're in it right now
- Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?
  
  Ye best start believin' in shitpostin' communities, Ms Swan!

It was called reddit juxtaposition or something like that. Not sure if there's an equivalent here.

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