Damn child-proof locks
Damn child-proof locks
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He probably doesn't like to listen to any music, but my guess is his handlers chose Richard Wagner.
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He probably listens to his horrible speeches on a loop.
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Barely drinks water either is imagine. Body by Diet Coke.
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Yoink
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Please don't tap on the window or he will start smearing his feces
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Some high-res versions if anyone is interested
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Sleepy Don
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He's so OLD
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This is the best hope for America that he passes away before the term ends and he goes into craziness to stay in power.
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So many federal employees losing their jobs and this guy is wasting millions of dollars to go play golf and funnel public money into his hotel.
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god damn why does he look like a fuckin corpse with clown paint on
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Because hes almost dead.
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Almost isn't soon enough.
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Dumbest motherfucker of all time.
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He looks like a bearded dragon inhabiting a human body. Frankly, I can’t be convinced that he isn’t one.
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so you subscribe to the lizard people conspiracy, eh?
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Bearded dragons are way too cool to be compared to him.
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Insulting to all the beautiful bearded dragons out there!
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Window licker
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Alert! Window licker in the White House.
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Shnoz berries taste like shnoz berries?
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Do windows taste as good as boots?
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This, by the way, is why I hate AI. My first thought was "fucking AI post". I hate that I can't trust the things I see.
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Same I also hate the dorks that Ai panacea everything.
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Reminder to roll down your windows when pets are in the car
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Normally I'd agree with you, and I never thought I'd have an exception to leaving someone locked in a hot car, yet here we are...
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I'm so unhappy with everything his mouth does, but this is pretty high on the list.
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OMG this just broke the internet, at least it broke me 🤣
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"No, no one is coming. I TOLD you never to leave the doors locked"
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“Where is the handle? It’s all computer!!”
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Now someone just needs to reroute the gas exhaust slightly.
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He's just trying to scare away potential predators
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"THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHICC"
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Prolly orgasming during phone sex with daddy vladdy
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Id love to take the beast out for a ride and see what she can do
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It's totally objectifying to talk about Marjorie Taylor Greene like that.
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