Some women even sell their jarred farts but I have a whole basement of them collecting dust.
So uh...how much for a dusty jar of farts?
It’s a buyers market right now so how much are you willing to pay?
This is a joke account right?
this is serious if i even accidentally say pew about my wifes farts im immediately the badguy for making her feel insecure but then when i fart she says YOU STINK and makes me leave the room