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AI Priest Fired by Catholic Group After Pitching Gatorade Baptisms - Decrypt

AI Priest Fired by Catholic Group After Pitching Gatorade Baptisms - Decrypt

Sort of cross-posted from https://sh.itjust.works/post/35988607

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"It's got electrolytes. It's got what plants and Catholics need!"
- I should hit you in the balls for that mistake. 😜
  Crave. "It's got what plants and Catholics crave!"
  
  Ooof 😵
Now I am wondering if that was a thing in churches of the Idiocracy universe. Just dippin' babies in Brawndo.
- “What if we just baptized the babies in water?”
  “Water? Like from the toilet?”
- Jesus says BATHE in the electrolytes! FEEL the electrolytic solution give your skin what it CRAVES!
- I guarantee it!
- Ah man. I need to give this a rewatch and see if it holds up.
  Thinking back, I bet it will? The biggest issue with these older comedies is usually the racism/ sexism/ homophobia. I can't really recall (too) much of that in the happy madision productions.
  
  IMO, the holy trinity of The Water Boy, Billy Madison, and Happy Gilmore all hold up pretty well. They're all "misfit gets the girl" stories, which could be super out of touch (especially with 90s and 00s humor), but I don't recall tooooo much, if any with those three. Less confident in other Sandler like Little Nicky
Reverend Lionel Preacherbot is appealing the decision.
BEEP. ENTER NUMBER OF SINS. DISPENSING HOLY WATER AT 50 GALLONS PER SECOND.
- That will be $180
This is what happens when ~~all~~ some of the pedophiles get removed from the priesthood.
Follow-Up News:
AI Priest fired for Gatorade-Gate Hired By Church of the Broken God - Maxwellist congregation rejoices.
Keep the AI boys safe 👀

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