own the libs by dying from colon cancer

I'm really disappointed that you've SOLD OUT to BIG FOOD. I come from a long line of RUGGED INDIVIDUALISTS and we don't rely on being PARASITES and eating other things. We pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and synthesize our own energy. So sad that this generation just EXPECTS others to do that work for them.

All you need is dirt and sunlight. Dirt has nutrients. We apply manure to dirt to add nutrients. Why not skip that step and use the manure directly? It's just more LIBERAL red tape! Join me in eating raw manure like a REAL PATRIOT.