Lettuce Enthusiasm (Off topic but by Sir Beeves)
Lettuce Enthusiasm (Off topic but by Sir Beeves)
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You can add lettuce to anything. But should you?
probably not everything... This is why kale smoothies are awful. (excuse me while I duck away from the kale smoothie people that are about to insist it's "healthy".)
You shouldn't add it to anything. Every meal is better without lettuce. I will die on this hill.
PS: I like healthy food, I love me a good salad - I just hate lettuce
Share. Recipes. Now.
Also. kale is worse. IMO it's only acceptable use is garnish. You know. Like Pizza hut' (before it was a "super" food.... the largest importer of kale was Pizza Hut; for the decoration around the bowls of the salad bar fixings.)
My go to salad:
- cherry tomatoes
- rocket / fresh spinach
- sauteed mushrooms
- boiled egg
- feta
- olives
- dressing made from apple juice, mustard, olive oil, aceto balsamico
When I'm feeling lazy I leave out the mushrooms
Lettuce is the reason I assumed all salad was shit for at least 20 years. Flavourless watery leaf, should only be added to the bin.