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2w ago

I LOVE POTATO SALAD

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Oh boy, don't show this to the Germans..
- Zu spät. Kartoffelsalat mit Majo oder ohne?
  
  “Too late. Potato salad with mayo or without?”
  (Source: Google Translate)
  
  Als mein Sohn sagt „mit ohne"
  
  mit!
- Mein kartoffelsalat!!
- I think it’s overrated, I’d rather take green salad.

Potato salad is a legitimate foodstuff, however- in the United States it is unfortunately a gateway substance- leading to increasingly foamy forms of macaroni-celery salad, and ending ultimately in marshmallow grape walnut kool-hwip jello salad.
- The Waldorf salad rises from the depths of its ancient dimension of cosmic horrors
- How about Jello salad?

Potato salad is fucking great you heathen
- Show me your eyebrows
  
  I don't get it
- I SAID I LOVE IT

You probably have defeat a few of those before you can enter Mega-Karen's lair.

Potato salad slaps tho.

Let's be clear: This type of person eats a very specific kind of potato salad that consists only of potatoes, mayo, and the tears of every customer service manager that dares cross her path.
Potato salad is like chili and meatloaf. It's not a recipe so much as it is a formula with many variables. You can make it boring and bland, or you can make it exciting and delicious. There are no rules except for what's in the name.
I love potato salad because I make it how I like it, which includes a lot of spices and vegetables and other stuff. I don't think I've ever made it the same way twice.

What's wrong with potato salad?
- I LOVE POTATO SALAD

You just made every potato-European upset.

But have you tried corn salad?
Fiesta corn
Mayo
Cheese
Chopped pickles
Chopped red onion (not too much)
Spices (salt, pepper, pap, garlic. Etc)
It's something special.
- Sorry, she says pepper is too spicy
- Corn intolerance sorry

Pasta salad is way better

Is that a real person or a doll?
- Potat salad
- Yup

Bake the potato. Add sour cream, chives, and a dash of seeded mustard to the final mix. Bacon bits are optional.
This is how I learned to like a particular subset of potato salad.

Yakub (peace be upon him) must love tater salad

It ain't potato salad without raisins! Could go for some cheesy pea salad too
- Have some snickers bars with that broccoli!

Resembles Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to me.

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