Wednesday's Theme: The Onion Headlines [BOW]

Hello,

As you may be aware, there's an entire season of Andor told through headlines from The Onion.

They're good fun, so options for this Wednesday include:

• Post your favourite one of those
• Find a new headline for an image from there, or a new image (from anywhere in Star Wars) for a headline from there
• Scour The Onion for different headlines, and apply them to images (again, from anywhere in Star Wars).

If you can't find exactly what you want, a title that's roughly in the style of The Onion is okay, as are headlines that are slightly adjusted to fit.

Please tag themed posts with [BOW] - which stands for Blue Onion Wednesday (obviously).