Salad is a promissory note that food will soon arrive.

Comedian John Pinette.
(Pardon my double posting, he was my all-time favorite.)
Source... Facebook John Pinette Tribute Page

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I don't understand the joke about tequila.
- Fat guys and skiing don't really mix well. We kinda just accelerate uncontrollably because of our huge mass
  
  Oh, I'm keenly aware. What's that got to do with tequila?
- He says he is a lightweight drinker... "After 3 glasses of wine I can't remember where I parked the car".
Without reading other comments I would assume I led to snorting cocaine, because alcohol does that to some people.
Being offered a Salad is a hint that you should step on the scales more often.
- Would you like a salad?
  
  Sure, I love them and the scales tell me I have a BMI of 22.5
- True. My favorite salad is a taco salad..... a deep-fried crunchy bowl 10,000 calorie fast food nightmare.

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