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19h ago

Disney wolves

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If we're adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.

It isn't just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.

I'm sorry but where's the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?
- Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It's essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film's success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
  
  You might need to take a long shower friend.
  
  Brother, you need to go for a long walk
  
  "Ghoulish" are you sure you are using that word correctly?
  Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.
  
  You...have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.
- That is Pixar, which is also Disney.
- Big B's small T's.

Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?
- Eyelashes!
- Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.
- So many questions....so little desire to have that in my search history.
  
  Try: "What's the difference between a male cat and a female cat"
  Its literally on the first page. 💀
  (I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)
- i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.
  
  Assholes aren't different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.
  You can use this on juveniles and even babies.
  (I'm walking right into it lemmy, don't let me down!)
  
  literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat "what is the difference between a male cat and female cat"
  I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol
- If you find yourself caring, you should probably find yourself a therapist. You may ask yourself: how did I get here?

I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves
Disney: Well done, Disney!
Disney: Thanks, Disney!

Looks like Little John and Robin Hood
- Robin Hood is a twink confirmed
  
  That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.
  As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.
  Wouldn't trade it for anything.
  
  A femboy twink, at that.
- Does Little John eat the honey?

It's like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.
- Citric acid
- the opposite of a bee
  ..Guy Fieri? 🤷
- What is the opposite of a bee?
  
  Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I'm undecided on this one so figured I'd leave it open to interpretation.
- Snake venom = botox
  
  Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

That male wolf could only be voice by Patrick Warburton.
- John Goodman is another choice.

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