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  • Toast two slices. Slice of cheese between. Microwave 12 seconds to melt cheese a little. Hate waiting for toasters though,

    I once ate nothing but eggs and rice for 3 months. Rice too slow. Another time I bought a 9-pound sack of roasted, unsalted cashews at wholesale, and ate only that until it was gone. Interesting pale results in the bathroom on that one.

    • I made the first one for my mom when I was like 7-8 years old and it blew my moms mind that I figured it out before her, lol I called it a "ghetto grilled cheese" and it's legit a staple of her diet still 20 years later. I only "discovered" it because I wasn't allowed to use the stove.

  • Not foodie, so I just eat whatever takes the least time and mess to make. The toaster takes too long for me. Fold a slice of cheese in a piece of bread in under one minute!

    I once ate nothing but eggs and rice all day for 3 months. (Took too long to cook rice.) Another time I bought a 9-pound sack of unsalted but roasted cashews and ate nothing else until it was gone in a couple weeks. (Interesting, pale results in the bathroom from that one.)

  • Scramble some eggs plain and mix into rice and some canned corn. Butter + Sriracha + soy/tamari . We call it "bachelor stir-fry" and it's especially good if you can get your paws on some sesame oil!

    • A former partner taught me that a drop or two of sesame oil in most things give a nice umami kick.

  • Cook 2 bags of ramen and strain it. Add a can of tomato soup and some cheddar. I like to call them regrettios.

    2nd up is ghetto pizzas. Make some toast put on tomato sauce and cheese also pepperoni if you can afford it

  • Used to be rice with a fried egg. In my family we call it Ghibli rice. Nowadays I just bake my own wholemeal bread and that's the cheapest eats there is. So cheap you can afford the nice butter!

  • Hotdogs in ramen, hands down.

    Our poverty "treat" as kids was toast with tomato sauce and a slice of government cheese, for a makeshift pizza.

    • We would put hot dogs in Mac N Cheese but never ramen, I did learn recently that some people put hot dogs in spaghetti and I wanted to try it but my husband absolutely refuses.

      • Hot dogs in spaghetti is the bomb. Add some butter and grated cheese and mmmmm delicious

  • My mom used to make my sisters and I cinnamon toast for breakfast when we were kids, pretty much like you describe only on toast.

  • Take a pack of hotdogs and dice them up. Open a box of Mac and cheese and follow the instructions, but add the diced hotdogs to the water first.

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