Bearistotle's wisdom

Socrates would have asked: "What makes you think that syllogism is correct?"

All men are political by nature
Some bears are political
Therefore: some bear are men
All A are B
Some C are B
Therefore: Some C are A
Bearistotle isnt just wrong, he's failed the simplest of syllogisms; the kind that people dont need context to parse.
- Come on, it's a bear. It's already fairly impressive that it manages to speak that well.
- I think there's a tiny flaw in logic there though, that's true if ONLY all men are inherently political. As it stands you have wiggle room for other beings to be political without being men.
  
  Syllogisms ignore whether each premise is factually true. It focuses on whether it is internally coherent.
  If I said:
  All peanut butter are cats.
  Some peanut butter are dogs.
  Therefore: Some cats are dogs.
  It would be a valid syllogism (structurally valid). This would mean the premises must be evaluated.
  You can test yourself on syllogisms here.
  You'll inherently understand what I'm saying after a few rounds.
- That is not the correct form of a syllogism. The second premise should be "Some C are A" leading to the conclusion "Some C are B". With the structure you provided, it is easy to produce invalid conclusions from true premises:
  All planets are round
  Some fruits are round
  Therefore: Some fruits are planets
  Whereas a correctly structured syllogism might be:
  All coconuts are round
  Some fruits are coconuts
  Therefore: Some fruits are round
  
  I'm not saying the syllogism is correct, I'm illustrating how Bearistotle is wrong.

If he doesn’t understand that A=>B does not imply B=>A then he’s not Bearistotle but Bearistupid
- Nah, he's just practicing Sophursustry.

That made me laugh way harder than it should have

Art

This is one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

If memory serves, Aristotle was a professional wrestler and would occasionally win arguments by standing up and flexing his muscles
- That's Plato. His name means broad or wide as in wide shouldered. It was given to him as a nickname since he was a big guy and wrestled.
- Even way back then philosophy majors still needed a day job.

Anyone know the author? I'd like to check more of their work out
- Looks like it might be Perry Bible Fellowship. But I can't say for sure
  
  Yup. I first saw this on their site, way back when.

Drag hates it when companies force male characters into their video games. Man is by nature a political animal, and drag plays games to get away from politics! /s