Coke zerule

Once you drop soda from your life, you'll feel way better. Have one every week or two, just for the memories.
Switching to 80-90% water will improve all aspects of your life. Don't sleep on the OG.
- Wait there are people who drink soda instead of water when thirsty?
  
  Literally nearly the entirety of the US population age 3 and beyond.
  
  Beyond the health reasons, that sounds expensive
  
  Some people exclusively drink soda! Like over 40oz a day of it. It's nasty, but I've seen people carry around those cups and just soda all day.
  Their excuse is usually...well soda has water it in, so I'm getting my intake. While technically correct, it's the other trash in soda! Ugh. Americans man.
- Sure I'll feel better but at what cost? Like how do you expect me to exist without acid reflux?
  People always gotta ruin the party with unwanted advice, I'll die when I want to dammit!
- Genuinely. How? The taste of plain water makes me want to cry and i can only tolerate it during a workout
  
  Go exculsive for about two weeks to a month. You'll never go back. You sound like you take care of yourself, what's your main drink?
- I should really do this. sips Coke Zero
  
  If you must drink soda. Make it a clear one! Helps with teeth!