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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

Stamets @lemmy.world

19h ago

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See, why can't @Mickey7@lemmy.world post good shit like this

Oh we're getting weird around here? Coool

My first instinct was to hate you for this.
Then I realized I could send it to so many people, and I became the monster I feared most.

Thanks I hate it

What pox have you brought to this accursed land?
- A gas?

It's called shitpost not cursedpost
- I apologize for precisely nothing.

What a horrible day to have eyes.
- I do have two paid services that may be able to help.
  The first is $5 for Eyebleach or $15 for removal of the eyes. You'd be surprised at how many go for the first one.
  
  How much to have my eyes scooped out with a melon baller?

Somehow the grainy bj pov pic is the most disturbing.
Feels like I'm the cellar in silence of the lambs
- It puts the water down it's throat skin...

Is that a pocket... mouth?!

Well that certainly is something.
- Do you only have James Spader gifs?

Bruh, It's not even 8 AM for me yet, I'm still sipping my coffee!
- Then drink, my son.
  Drink fast
  I'm coming for you

It's really not so bad when you realise it's just a prop, an idea and a filter.
- And a promise.
  
  And a hole

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