Oh god
Oh god
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What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
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It's a car. RIP
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TP
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I'm also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren't attached to the building. So, that'll be hard.
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To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass
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... 40 oz metal water bottle...
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A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
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Huh??????
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My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
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Don't look up "anal vore"
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Depends on how you shove him tho.........as long as your fiance is a man
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I'm pretty sure air already does this
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Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
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Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
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You sleeping on a park bench?
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The roof
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Cat wand toy.
Perforated bowel coming up
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Put The Cat down shane dawson
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I only have a table to my left... Well this is gonna hurt.
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I'm assuming that that's the "before" photo
The "after" would be the same, but with matted fur
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My husband? Normal day.
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Well looks like u got the best option
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Cup.
Uhhhh
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Whew, just a coffee mug.
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My poor Blåhaj…
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I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all
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Humans fucking cars
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Fleshy car wrap :D
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We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
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Toilet paper? All according to plan
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Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
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I guess he's trying to deep clean the pipes
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Nice, just a coke spoon
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haha nvidia shield toblerone remote
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A mirror. Or... Myself?
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Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one
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chuckles nervously in double neck
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The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work
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A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
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Well, safety first
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So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔
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I'd go with the shampoo bottles
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To my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life
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Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get
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OK, there's actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
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looks at radiator dubiously
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There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS
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A teaspoon, or worryingly the kitchen table upon which it is sitting.
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The first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
The third time: my cat.
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A wall?!
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Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...
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Oh lawd not again
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I'm lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?
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Same, but lying on my left side, so the mattress?
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Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦
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Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
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Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scalding alone would make that worse than a bo staff without even getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.
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A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔
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Blender and a funnel!
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Eww thats even worse
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I reckon you could manage a towel with a bit of lube and some sort of stick to help it on its way.
I believe in you, you've got this.
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Wrap it around a stick and then wrap it with rope like you would do with a turkey and then soak it in coconut oil
Haven't done it myself yet but sounds like it might work🤷♂️
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I believe in you
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It's like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.
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A bigass shelf. I'm going to die.
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Eugh, nicotine pouch spit cup. Slimy.
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Wait what u mean again????
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I should've not said that💀
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HARDER!!
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Vlad the impaler
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The finger pointed at the fish tank.
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I wish i die before that
-fish
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