Plants
Plants
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Ah, it's that beautiful time of year again when my body violently rejects the very atmosphere itself due to all the pretty plants jizzing wildly and frantically into the air..
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Damned botanical bukakke
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My body: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!! SNEEZE! I SAID SNEEZE DAMNIT! TURN THAT NOSE INTO A FAUCET! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Lilacs are in bloom here and I've been stopping on my bike to get my nose into those flowers as often as possible. Probably my favorite flower scent.
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Yea boy! Get your nose in there!
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Like many other species on this earth, they have a mechanism that helps them survive but humans decided it was a good reason to murder them and put their corpses on display.
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It's weird to think about how I will never be involved in as much human sex as I have been involved (by randomly walking in the middle of) random plant sex. We humans just don't do sex aggressively enough to keep up.
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You're telling me you don't hide in the brush and jerk off onto random hikers?
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Not as much as plants do anyway...
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And let's not forget those delicious ovaries! Sweet, juicy, engorged ovaries... Yum! 😋
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I throw my stamen in the air sometimes. Screamin’ AAYYOOO! This pollen’s ready to go!
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If y'all ain't doing the first bit & people around you aren't doing the second bit - you are doing it wrong.
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That’s what she said!
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Humans: imma wave my genitals in the air Also Humans: mmm fragrant
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I mean, in some cases. But, I think there is a reason you are supposed to focus especially on washing them.
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ACHOO!
Fuck them polls in the air...
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