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2w ago

9 sections of heaven

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my top three picks would be:
sugar and sugar
sugar and sugar
sugar and sugar
- So, the Nutella stripe down the middle?
  *unless they used garbage sweetened peanut butter of course, then it’s 9 sugars.
  
  I mean, is there anywhere but america that you would get anyone having all of the various sugar flavors readily at hand? And that means sweetened peanut butter as the default.
- i get youre trying to say that its too much sugar, but technically its the same as a normal pb and j, simply with different flavors. its not like he used 3x as much spread than he normally would.
  but yes.

Truly a mind like this should be curing cancer.

I'm over here with a pistachio butter and apple jelly sandwich. Shit's fire.
- I understand those are food words but I'm incapable of picturing those things in combination as a food item
  
  Pistachio butter is a PITA to find. I had been looking for it every time I was in the aisle with all the nut butters since I first saw the movie Gamer and the kid who controls Gerard Butler mentioned wanting it. I finally found some and it's everything I hoped it would be.

Crunchy and creamy are textures, not flavors
- Not flavors alone, but crunchy has whole pieces of nut, changing the ratio of nut to other ingredients and adjusting the flavor.
  
  changing the ratio of nut to other ingredients
  No it doesn't. For one, there are hardly any other ingredients. The are only four ingredients in peanut butter: ground peanuts, sugar, and less than 2% salt, hydrogenated oils. Something like 90% of peanut butter is just peanuts.
  The peanut pieces replace some of ground peanuts only. Not the sugar or salt. The ratios remain the same.

I have to imagine the jam and Nutella combo in the top middle is a little cursed...
- Not if they chose "tart cherry" or raspberry. They both go very well with chocolate, including Nutella.
  
  Strawberry jam and Nutella is like a very rich chocolate dipped strawberry. The only real cursed combo is grape jelly and Nutella
- Jam and Nutella is generally awsome, like fruit with chocolate.
- Honey & Nutella sounds even worse to me.
- Marshmallow and peanut butter between bread sounds gross

But it is only 6. Crunchy vs smooth doesn’t taste any different.
- There's a small difference, but big difference in texture
- The crunchy forever crew here disagrees.

This is almost worthy of calling food porn.
Tell me you wouldn't eat that shit, and I'd just say sorry for your peanut allergy..
- Peanut butter is literally my favorite food but I wouldn't take a single bite of this thing. There's like 40 grams of sugar here. I ain't 12.
  
  Fine, more for me!
  Honestly I haven't had a PB&J in probably over 10 years, but I'd sooo eat that sammich!
- Too many flavors to taste good.
  
  The only thing it's missing is bacon.
  Ever had a bacon donut? Yes, that's a thing, and it's surprisingly good.
  So, of course I'd try that sandwich even with bacon on it.

This is very 'Murican. I'd feel sick after just a few nibbles of that.
- pbj became popular during WWII due to rationing. after the war it continued on and is pretty unique to the United States. it's become somewhat popular in other countries but is a daily meal for many Americans to this day.
  making fun of it would be like making fun of the Japanese for eating rice, or the Scotts for eating haggis, or the Ukrainians eating borscht.
  mocking people for food of their culture isn't cool or funny. it may not be what you would eat, but I bet you eat some stuff that's pretty fucking disgusting to me too.
  
  I enjoy a PBJ, it's a great combination. Have to say spreadable marshmallow isnt something I've come across before tho.

Where's the marmite? Or vegemite, either is acceptable in this situation
- Neither is acceptable, you who tiptoes in the pale moonlight with the fucking devil
  
  I have to agree, tbh
  One or the other is mandatory :)
- Marmite and butter on a nice piece of toast 🤤🤤🤤
  
  Omg, yes!
  I just had that for breakfast
- We're not trying to fuck the sandwich up with shitpaste.

This looks like over stimulation in sandwich form, also I must try it now.

Needs a marmite strip.
Maybe chilli jam too

Like an alignment chart, but more delicious.
- Marshmallow + crunchy PB is obviously Chaotic Evil.

Needs bananas

My personal favorite that I discovered recently: aioli - sriracha
Of course, I use this in the context of a sandwich, with something in between the slices, e.g tomato, cheese, pickles. It works great as grilled cheese too!
- Yeah i used to make a big batch of sriracha aioli every once in a while, its so good.

I wouldn't probably like that, although I like jam on a toast. I find chocolate and or peanutbutter kinda eww on bread.
Anyways I'd say the columns need fixing, you must have the crunchy in the middle, so it's more sandwiching. I get putting Nutella in the middle, but I'd argue consistency over flavour in that sandwich. So not pb nutella pb, but smooth crunchy smooth.
But again, too many flavours. It's like when you mix all the sodas into one sugary drink. Fun as a kid, but not as good or refreshing.

Take a big bite and you get maybe 4.

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