4d ago

More bars should use these

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Bars? I need something like this for IT work.
- Congratulations!
  Your issue just dropped in my priority list
  Because:
  You're being a smartass
  You didn't provide any details besides "doesn't work"
  You messaged me after work hours
  You can solve the issue yourself
  It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
  I just don't like you personally
  I'll revisit it:
  After lunch break
  Tomorrow
  When I'm done with my current project/task
  When I feel like it
  When you resubmit the issue politely/with reproduction steps
  Never
  Thank you and:
  Have a good day
  Good luck
  Eat shit
  Go fuck yourself
  
  These are all great, except for this one.
  It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
  Sorry, this one's on you. It's literally IT's job.
  
  I agree, but sometimes using resources on a case which happens next to never is just not worth the effort. Hell there is even a wiki page dedicated to this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich_algorithm
  But maybe this can be rewritten in another way, feel free to suggest something else ;)
  
  Unless the edge case is because the user did something to the computer that is not supported by IT.
  
  Suggestion for next revision:
  Because:
  You’re being a smartass
  ~~You can solve the issue yourself~~ You're being a dumbass
  You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
  You messaged me after work hours
  It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
  I just don’t like you personally

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