gotta be sure...
gotta be sure...
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Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..
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The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.
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The actual trick is to keep all your videos on an old device that you keep offline
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And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable
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This is why I just use
gitto track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.-
Wait thats actually fucking genius
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This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this
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Yeah, like I'm going to show them how desperate I am like that
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And I guess time if you do many revisions on the same day?
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Yes, a good reasonable name like draft-final-final-final-final_v2_to_print_THIS_ONE_b
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Yeah, i have a relative like that.
...anyone knows something like Paperwork (a CMS i guess?) but with support for Open Document too?
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Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:
"Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.
Dear Fred,
..."
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Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup
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"Dear Egracious Cunt..."
Ah goddamn it every time
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I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.
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The struggle is real.
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I thought that was my resume?
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https://youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y
This is a much better version of this joke
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Real
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