Americans will use anything but metric smdh.
130 0 ReplyMy feet are 0.83 feet long
63 0 Replyyou're not legally allowed to call them feet then
36 0 ReplyI hope you are joking. There are no decimals in standard measuring systems. Decimals are a Communist plot. ;-)
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Alt: The character The Boulder from TV series "Avatar: The Last Airbender" captioned "The Boulder feels conflicted."
68 1 ReplyDoesn't markdown let you add alt-text in the form
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?Wait lemmy test
edit: yea it works
edit2: maybe not
edit3: no it def does17 0 ReplyBeen wondering why people just upload with “image”.
8 0 ReplyI don't see any alt text in yours when I click the image in my mobile client.
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Coloradan here. This tweet was a joke response from the sheriff's department to a previous incident where they described a large boulder the size of a large boulder blocking the road.
59 0 ReplyUpdate: I was wrong. The officer meant to say "the size of a small car". The "larger boulder the size of a large boulder" tweet came later as a joke reference to this one.
11 0 ReplyProbably meant to write 'the size of a large car' originally?
10 0 ReplyI read coruscantian at first and was thinking about the incident where half a ship shaped ship dropped on us the last week
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I imagine a Venn diagram with small boulders on the left side and large boulders on the right and in the middle the one on the image
48 0 ReplyIt's not just a boulder, it's a rock.
37 0 ReplyDo you smeeeeelllllllllll what it's cooking?
7 0 ReplyHopefully pizza, because I'm starving!
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astonishingly in the shape of a boulder
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I just realized I have a giant cat the size of a small cat...
Nature is amazing!
30 0 ReplyWould you rather fight a large small boulder, or a small large boulder?
19 0 ReplyThis reminds me of the joke about the little person psychic who escaped jail.
They're a small medium at large.
12 0 ReplyFlows a bit better if you just use little psychic instead of little person psychic. Or maybe short psychic so it's not as obvious.
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Is it heavier than feathers tho?
16 0 ReplyWhat size of feather?
7 0 ReplyXXL small.
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Looks something like 50 capybaras big?... more?
16 0 ReplyAre we talking volumetric capybaras or massive capybaras?
4 0 Reply50? 50! I can't imagine that large boulder the size of a small boulder is the same size as 50 of these?
spoiler
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This is what happens when cops are in charge of their own social media.
14 0 ReplyNah, this is what happens when society is more concerned with sensationalism than factuality.
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It was a little boulder, such a little boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, yeah just in miniature size.
10 0 ReplyBould of them to assume they know sizes.
9 0 Reply148 millimeter 78?
8 0 ReplyHighway 145, mile marker 78.
11 0 ReplyOh... Well that's just annoying.
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Fortune favours the boulder.
6 0 ReplySo, medium?
4 0 ReplyNo, it's clearly the size of a small boulder
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Is this Bob the Boulder?
3 0 ReplyLooks bouldery enough to me
4 2 ReplyBig words out of a small brain.
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