‘I Am Willing to Go to Jail’: Trump Lashes Out at Judge, Claims ‘Her Whole Life is Not Liking Me’
‘I Am Willing to Go to Jail’: Trump Lashes Out at Judge, Claims ‘Her Whole Life is Not Liking Me’
I am also willing for you to go to jail.
And I'm guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.
"If I lose to [Joe Biden], I don't know what I'm going to do -- I will never speak to you again. You'll never see me again." —DJ Trump
“I Am Willing to Go to Jail”
The master spinner of lies and deceit shits out just another lie.
He's a tease, never delivers the goods. Well, he did get fastfood delivered to the White House that one time. Food orders taken, food orders delivered.
DJ Trump - "Master Spinner of Lies and Deceit"
I can't help but read that like it could've been the name and motto of some alternate universe DJ that can't stop scratching those discs in the club.
I can think of maybe one way to get him to actually go through with it. Have NBC get in contact with him. Tell him they want to do a new season of the apprentice. Apprentice Reikers island.
I'm down for seeing it. I'm betting he will sob like a fucking baby.
"But he has a Secret Service detail! It can't be done!"
Sure it can. Solitary confinement with a Secret Service agent right outside the door in rotating shift.
Heh. I’m not sure the secret service even needs to.
At a certain point, “we’re withdrawing protection” needs to be on the table.
They probably don't allow clown makeup or tanning machines in prison
He’s trailer trash that just happens to have money.
Have had money. Past tense. He's flat broke now and probably spiraling in debt, especially now that New York is deleting his businesses there.
I just imagined the Sims and delete delete delete
I love reading that phrase: "deleting his businesses there". I love to see it.
Growing up his mom got off on getting him to do crazy shit to end up in the NY tabloids.
Add to it, this judge still has other cases. Just because baby use to be president shits his pants doesn't mean judges get a vaca.
He's trailer trash that just happens to have money.
That'd certainly explains his gaudy taste in.... Everything.
He's a nepo baby. All that money came from daddy. He is a gigantic failure.
What's funny is watching his nepo babies slowly realize that their daddy is burning through all that money so quickly that they won't be getting an inheritance. They've been showing up in the news and they just look completely deflated.
In his defense he has been unlikable for the entirety of many people's lives
I remember seeing him in Home Alone: Lost in New York. I screamed at Kevin not to talk to creepy strangers.
When folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president (also forgetting he ran a sweaty napkin of a campaign years prior) I always loved playing a couple songs by the Coup.
They had someone pretending to be him rap in one from 1994 (the joke being that he's hated even by other rich assholes): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrSk8Um2Sso (lyrics here: https://genius.com/The-coup-pimps-free-stylin-at-the-fortune-500-club-lyrics)
And in a powerful line in a track of their 2001 album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84bJG5qj96w (lyrics here: https://genius.com/The-coup-ghetto-manifesto-lyrics)
I practice this like a sport, met Donald Trump and he froze up
Standing on his Bentley yelling, "Pimps down, hoes up"
When folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president
Of all the absurd claims that Trump supporters regularly make that's one of the most absurd. Donald Trump hates New York because the NYC elites didn't accept him as one of their own. The dude was a social pariah that had to resort to crashing parties because he'd never actually get an invite. Even the average New Yorker on the street has known since the '80s that he's nothing but a silver-spooned fame seeking circus clown.
folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president
In the late '80s and early 90s, Spy magazine did an annual "Top 10 Worst People" issue and Donald Trump always made it. Hilariously/depressingly each entry had a "mitigating factor" - Trump's was always "at least he's not in politics".
I've hated Donald Trump since he ruined our Christmas Eve in 1989.
When I was young, we had a family tradition of buying a new board game every year for Christmas. It was the one gift we would open as a family on Christmas Eve, so we'd have something new and fun to do together for the evening. In 1989, Milton Bradley released Trump: The Game. My older brother, who has always been interested in ways to get rich, was a fan of Donald Trump at the time (he got better), and insisted that we get the game that year. It was awful. We played it once and I don't think we ever opened the box again. It was somehow simultaneously too confusing and too simplistic to be fun.
I love referencing this Golden Girls clip: https://youtu.be/rkh_Ig7JLLA?si=bFJ9khRA1XHH22qf
"You are bright. You are charming. You are the anti-Trump!"
Trump was the inspiration for alternate-1985 Biff Tannen in Back to the Future II.
Trump ran as a Democrat in the early years. People love to forget that little nugget
Also, he just got finished fucking already-impovershed Atlantic City when he started running.
I think a great many people knew he was a gigantic douchebag in the 80s. People in the region - even sooner; probably knew in the 70s. It was clear he was a total asshat.
He really does seem to be trying to emulate Hitler, right down to running for office while in prison for an attempted coup. The only difference was that Hitler was not quite 40 when he did that. If Trump goes to actual prison (and doesn't get some cushy house arrest), he is old enough that he doesn't have much time left after that.
This is exactly it, but he foresees becoming some kind of political prisoner 'martyr for the cause' that will 'surely rally everyone behind him' for the election.
Unfortunately I'm not sure he's wrong.
I guarantee you he is terrified of prison, even if it is house arrest.
Though it'd be interesting to see what happens if he's put in prison. I say we put him in prison and see.
I bet lots of ketchup is on the wall in his trash palace just beforehand, but he better learn really quick not to throw food in prison!
Back in highschool i studied ww2 specifically the Nazis. Was was astonished that anyone could pull that off. Used to think "how the hell was he able to get all these people behind his bullshit?" And "people have learned and hopefully it never repeats itself". Then trump won and it became clear how hitler pulled it all off.
He already doesn't have much time left. Based on his appearance and the news of his eating habits, I'd be amazed if he survives to the end of the year.
The similarities are usually astonishing. Like watching a trainwreck in slow motion every time I hear about this guy
Maybe he should start the chant “lock me up”! At his events.
You just coined the next "come and take it". MAGAs everywhere about to start flying "Lock Me Up" flags.
Ok, somebody go out there and make your millions off these rubes.
"I am willing to go to jail"
Narrator: He was not.
Read the Narrator as Bill Hader doing his impression of Keith Morrison from Dateline.
I heard it as narration by Ron Howard, doing Arrested Development.
I find his terms acceptable.
God damn why do I still have to hear this giant orange toddler all the fucking time? Conservatives are the most pathetic morons.
The most amazing thing? This is THEIR guy. This guy is more Republican and conservative brand than any conservative or Republican, in history.
This whiny nepo baby loser. Their favorite one. Let that sink in.
He's their idea of a total badass.
His only vision past 2024 will be three white walls and a steel door. Our whole lives aren't about hating you Cheeto, you committed treason.
'Her Whole Life is Not Liking Me'
textbook narcissist
24 hours ago:
The Associated Press notes, however, that “there would be no restrictions on statements criticizing the Justice Department generally or statements about Trump’s belief that the case is politically motivated.” Chutkan remains a permissible target for Trump’s public ire.
You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
Every new picture of him in public I see he gets darker and darker. Doing a reverse Michael Jackson.
Maybe he has vitiligo too and parts of his skin are naturally orange?
Thank you for reminding me of "REvitiligo" and inspiring my reply to comment chain OP
He’s toast.
His version of Thriller has liberal judges and antifa creeping up on him.
Quote from article "Trump then declared, “But what they don’t understand is that I am willing to go to jail if that’s what it takes for our country to win and become a democracy again,”
No most Americans understand that him going to jail is good for the country and democracy
Isn't that what he said? It sounds like he accidentally told the truth, for once.
For once.
I am willing to go to jail if that’s what it takes for our country to win and become a democracy again
Yeah, I agree that it would be a big win for the country and improve the state of democracy in America if Trump went to jail.
Since everybody seems to agree here, why not go ahead with it?
He's like the loud drunk being "escorted" from the bar by security.
Show us!!!!
This sassy peach can't even fathom the inside of a jail cell. I do have hopes, though.
He’s wondering if pretending to have bone spurs will work a 2nd time.
What a child.
Donald should know how we used to treat traitors. The fact he gets the gift of any judicial process and not instantly getting the wall is so fucking generous of us.
Don't look a gift judge in the mouth you repugnant fuckwit.
He should stop threatening us with a good time.
What is this blabbering flap of skin yapping about now
I can't think of anyone who's as big of a lying, overgrown, spoiled toddler...
I seriously can't. Even Joe Exotic seems decent compared to trump, and he's batshit insane.
So fun that everything this shit human says is projection
I think virtually every real American would be just fiiiiiine with Nepo Baby Donnie going to jail.
BUH-bye.
%No way this dude is willing to go to jail lol.
Again, he is lying. I bet when the Police will be coming for him to put him behind bars where he belongs, he will behave like a kid.
Have fun with that, Cheeto-Encrusted Benito.
"Si saben como me pongo, porque me envitan?!" -drunk spanish meme
I speak both