I'll Trade 1 Piss Tape For 1K of Special K

Oh man, could you imagine having like 30% of the world's problems in one room like that?

Oh, thank God, Mussolini is going to help Tojo and Hirohito get along.

The Lavrov-Rubio Non-Aggression Pact?

I'm sure it will go just as swimmingly as Trump's previous offer.