I never tire of retelling this tale
I never tire of retelling this tale
I never tire of retelling this tale
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the cat D:
You should have seen how defeated and confounded my DM was when it happened. Especially since I rolled before he could object, and I rolled high (I think it was an 18 or something, where he would've had trouble saying I failed something simple like rolling to punt a cat).
The whole table was in an uproar too, so he had no choice but to acquiesce. I swear I see that thousand-yard stare in his eyes every time the story comes up. XD
Now see this is my pet peeve, how can you roll high before the DM can object? You shouldn't be rolling before the DM calls for a roll.
If DM'ing, I wouldn't have even called for one. I'd just have said you successfully punt the cat and everyone hears it scream in agony. Good luck talking your way out and staying at the party. 🤷
* rolls 20 * * cat bites back * * rolls 20 again * * dies *
Is this related to the 'Kurt Zouma kicking the cat' controvery and the follow ups?
No clue what that is, this is a story that happened at my table (it was me, I punted the cat over a noble's hedge maze)