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  • No no no, doesn't stop there.

    Then you created a business, run by your most....devout... followers, they'll manage the business.

    You pay them to collect money for you, and um, teach them the ways and make sure they bring their families and friends in.

    You tell them they are all horrible people who will suffer in eternity unless they worship you and thank you that they were born.

    Then your managers, they meet with all your followers and shake them down tell them how important it is to fund the business.

    It's a very complex thing really being the creator of the universe and having to have people start a business to fund..um...worshiping you....

  • Substitute the trolley for a tornado, the tracks for homes, the deity killing randomly with said tornado, and the survivors thanking deity for their survival (and their neighbors’ deaths).

    Not a good analogy? Of course it isn’t. God doesn’t exist, and if he does, he’s perfectly happy killing you and destroying your family for no reason whatsoever, and your neighbors will thank him for doing so.

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