mine are he/him, because he-hem (clears throat), I am waiting for my pink hammer, Potter, and its been 10 minutes already
My pronouns are her and she, because I love chocolate so much that I'll even eat the shitty type that tastes like vomit to Europeans.
my all time favorite pronoun joke is a Mario voice actor calmly saying "oh you're into pronouns huh?..." before transitioning into a full Mario tell.. "well how about YOU LET ME SHE/THEM TIDDIES-" before breaking and laughing hysterically as the audio cuts out childish? sure, but listening to Mario make a pronoun joke about boobs at the top of his lungs will never not be funny to me. A close second is a TikTok type video where the punchline is "Me going into the gender neutral bathroom about to take the biggest she/it of my LIFE"
My pronouns are annoying and make you want to scratch because they/it/she.