Showerthoughts @lemmy.world ME5SENGER_24 @lemm.ee 1 yr. ago

Papa Johns has the "Papadilla" and Pizza Hut now has their "Melt"

Apparently these people have never eaten pizza in NY, where we fold our slices. Can we all stop eating from chain pizzerias and order from your local spot?

Pro tip: pick up slice, fold it in half lengthwise and enjoy

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Can't we all just eat how we want
- But then how would you feel superior to others?
  
  Based on our operating system. MacOS master race.
- Only if how you want is the same as mine. I'm not ordering 2 pizzas
Sure bro, just tell me what local spot in Texas has New York style pizza that isn't shit.

Hint: THERE FUCKING ISN'T ONE.

Source: My dumb ass that went to NYC, ate pizza three days in a row, and hasn't touched a slice since returning to this pizza-deficient shithole because my eyes have been opened like that scene from Event Horizon.
Y’all get your pizza sliced big enough to fold? You costals sure are weird. Pizza is supposed to come in 3-5cm^2 squares
- This is the way.
  
  I will not rest until all understand the goodness that is Ohio style pizza. Thin crust, square, no funny business, enough salt to hurt.
Can't we all just gatekeep fucking pizza?
- But how else will OP feel superior?
The local spot doesn't deliver at 12am. Also, if I'm the one paying for it then I'll eat whatever pizza I want
- yeah, sure, and we say you'e eatin garbage pizza, but hey it's a free country. enjoy your garbage pie.
  
  And I assure you I am just devastated over it 😭
  
  I sometimes lay awake at night obcessing over what strangers on Lemmy think about morality and ethics when choosing a pizzeria 😫🍕😫🍕😫
Neither have sauce in them, they are more akin to a calzone
friends dont let friends order pizza hut
- No one out pizzas the hut.
  
  And you'll pay, or else pizza is gonna send out for YOU!
- Unless the only other option is Papa John’s
Haven't been to Papa Murphys in a while. They were a take-and-bake company.
Not Another Pizza War!
Here in California, we mash-up pizza ideas from all over, no matter what people think of it anywhere else. It turns out Detroit-style square pizza, with BBQ chicken and artichoke hearts, is pretty damn tasty.
- nobody thinks of the poor artichokes... just 'gimme their hearts on a pizza'.
  
  TBF in Rome they eat them whole as babies.
I miss Sbarro. That pizza was good as fuck.
- They still have over 600 locations dude
  
  None of them are here tho.

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