Elon Musk announces plan to make 'America Party'
Elon Musk announces plan to make 'America Party'

Elon Musk announces plan to make 'America Party'

Elon Musk announces plan to make 'America Party'
Elon Musk announces plan to make 'America Party'
It's exactly like the crashout Bloomberg 2020 campaign where
Bloomberg paid $1 billion to pretend he had friends for a summer and ratfuck the opposition to uphold capital interests. Bloomberg is still paying out lawsuits to unpaid staff.You can't make this shit up. Literally refounding the Know Nothings.
The American Party, known as the Native American Party before 1855[a] and colloquially referred to as the Know Nothings, or the Know Nothing Party, was an Old Stock nativist political movement in the United States in the 1850s. Members of the movement were required to say "I know nothing" whenever they were asked about its specifics by outsiders, providing the group with its colloquial name.[
Damn, I what happened the last time a rich guy in Tech tried making a 3rd party.
Ah well, nevertheless.
18.9% popular vote
0 electoral votes
Calling it now. The 2028 candidates:
American Party: Peter Thiel
Republican Party: JD Vance
Democratic Party: David Duke
Progressive Party: AOC
(The Democrats will want to go with a political centrist who can appeal to can appeal to conservatives and has a track record appealing to members of both parties. That's why they nominate Duke.)
Andrew WK announces plan to 'Make America party!'
Edit: not sure if you've heard that Andrew WK Gundam cover album, but it's pretty fun.
I have and love it
idk man the celebrity cult stuff seems really effective in current American politics, I don't think it's necessarily a Bloomberg or Perot situation
It will definitely split the right though so that's good
Split the right. Split the right. Split the right. Split the right.
Yeah, split the repube vote
The split will be 1000:1
Idk, I was surprised how many CHUD accounts took Elons side after their breakup. It may be more like 1000:10
im giving it two weeks before a "democrats against waste and fraud" super PAC pops up. democrats love nothing more than snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
This gives the Dems more power to do nothing.
c'mon you really couldn't think of a better name?
We should be surprised that it wasn't the X party
The Country Over Party
The Country over, party!
the COP.. this tracks
Will be really funny watching them split the votes.
I can't picture that happening, but I do think it would be really funny watching Elon melt down struggling to comprehend how his results were inexplicably exactly as bad as was suggested by all the staffers he fired for telling him that.
The more realistic outcome is that this is a groundbreaking and truly innovative new political party powered by superdogecoin which will revolutionize oh whoops we can't campaign anymore all the money we raised just disappeared when the price dropped jeez completely unforeseeable but very sad for the future of America.
Yeah, it's hard to guess what could happen, but from a cynical point of view, nothing about this is gonna be good...
Will it? Idk, we'll see.
wowo nobody's ever thought of doing this before musk
he'll yeag
I'm gonna do a bit and start the AmeriKKKa Party. Our mascot will be a burger.
Afrikaaner party
The Musk farce to the Perot tragedy
If he does this for a while at least you probably will be able to get hourly jobs where you talk to really dumb people. Should be great.
Finally, a 3rd Right-wing party
Truthfully, the second one got them some powerful presidencies. If the democrats cared about politics they should create parties too.