An oldie but a goodie

20 inches
doubles in length
takes off my robe and wizard hat Nah I'm good.
- ....said the stable boy
  
  I doubt he's stable now
  
  He's a stable MAN now.
- They don't call him Drath'nor the Anus Destroyer for nothing.
  
  You build a bridge and do they call you Drath'nor the Bridge Builder? You educate the young and so they call you Drath'nor the Teacher? You protect your sheep in a storm and do they call you Drath'nor the Shepard?
  No
  But you make ONE dodgy curry for the village...
  
  Yeah, the blood of a thousand innocent anus didn't come from consent
- Why?
  You could do anal and oral at the same time.

The best thing about lemmy is that it brings back things like this that I often thought about and really wanted to find again to be able to fill the gaps in my memory, but couldn't remember enough about it to be able to find on Google.
Its not the first time it happens to me. Anyway, thanks op. I had given up hope on finding this one again.
- This is what Reddit used to do for me. The weirdest thing Reddit ever did was give me the name of an insect that for years I tried to Google when I would see it and I have legitimately only ever seen the bug 3 times in my 28 years of life. They are so small, so infrequent, and so rare that I thought for years I wasn't even seeing an I sect but just a fuzz from a dandelion once it changes.
  I mean for actual fucking years I could not find the regular name, the slang name (usually changes based on dialect, or even the scientific name. The amount of times I searched for "white fuzzy bug" or "white floating bug." No matter the combination. I even would tell people, "I remember seeing this bug and I have seen it so rarely I don't even know if it is real." And most of my friends would say, "yeah never seen it." And then that one friend would say, "dude me too." And then one fucking day I open Reddit and God dammit if I didn't believe it someone gave me the name. Actual years of feeling insane and thinking those little fuckers were a sign of something higher because of how fragile and cute they are and Reddit not only gives me the name, confirms I am sane but enlightens me on the little bastards they actually are.
  I am from West Virginia and if you made it this far well by God if you have seen one then I swear on mother nature you aren't insane and we are in this together.
  EDIT: A better site and image
  Woolly Aphid
  
  I’m from West Virginia too. My mom told me they were fairies.
  I legit believed that shit.
  I am from far far south, different dialect. Everybody know that.

While I always advocate for starving trolls, sometimes feeding them yields hilarious results.

Blood of a thousand innocent ani
- Isn't "of a thousand anus" a dative construct, so the plural should be "anis"?
  
  Afaik you don't declinate loanwords beyond the plural, but you'd have to ask Merriam Webster for that.
- Octopi
  
  Octopuses. It's an English word, not Latin.
  If you wanted to be less wrong, but still try to look smart, you could use octopodes, since it's of Greek root. But in any case, it's an English word, and thus is Octopuses.

Nice. I put on my wizard robe and hat.
EDIT: Goddamn it, everybody thought of this one!! The Interwebz is too small.
- That joke is old enough to drive... 🤣
  
  Even old enough to drink alcohol in the US legally.

I put on my wizard hat n robe…
- I'm gandalf, the anus destroyer, and you're my simple hobbit.
  
  You don't get the reference at all, do you? 😂

the most interesting thing about this is the fact that "removed" is blurred out, but not "gay ass queer". times have changed and i feel so fucking old.
e: til you can't say it on lemmy.
- Gay ass queer isn't really a slur, it's just dumb. The other word obviously is one.
  
  What if Drath'nor is a reanimated Ent or some sort of wooden gollum?
- [This comment has been deleted by an automated system]
  
  do they take a request? they're missing at least one...
- You've brought up a real interesting and nuanced point, which is "what's the difference between an insult and a slur, and when does one become the other?" And a lot of it's just down to "whether the target of said insult/slur feels it's so offensive as to actually cause harm or be a predictor of causing harm," I think.
  In the cases you've pointed out, redacted is still very much a slur, whereas "queer" definitely used to be and is now going through a sort of reclamation phase, so whether someone considers it a slur or not really kind of depends on their own history with it. "Queer" is definitely a word with an actively evolving meaning and legacy, I think, and since we're in the middle of it I'm not sure whether it will end up fully reclaimed or the pendulum will swing the other way eventually.
  all words are actively evolving like this but it's much quicker with insults and slurs because of the emotion involved
  Anyway, back to the subject of Drath’nor the Anus Destroyer.
- Wait. Is this a joke? removed?

So one of those words needed to be censored. I wonder what it was.
- I'm kidding, I know what it is.
  
  Democrat?

covered in the blood of a thousand innocent anuses
You’re a Slaanesh worshipper, we get it.

why was removed censored?
- I think it's kinda funny when people censor only slurs but leave all other insults, like it will make it less offensive lol
  
  As a gay person, yes, it does.
  
  I think slurs are way more offensive than swear words.
  Swear words are "offensive" arbitrarily. Some people don't like "shit" because it is a more crude way to say "poop". Most swearwords only became this way through classism. They were deemed offensive by the wealthy because they were initially used by the poor; using them was akin to associating yourself with the lesser classes.
  Slurs are offensive by design. Their only purpose is to denigrate people based on their immutable personal characteristics (race, gender, sexual orientation, etc.)
- why was removed censored?
  The same reason it's censored on Lemmy.world.
- Because much of the internet is based in california

Damn I forgot about Kik. I wonder if it's still used
- That and Snapchat were the quintessential random hookup apps.

I was told men wanted to be hit on out of no where. This is just confusing me now.
- Wait so I've been asking "would you like to get some coffee" to women to "hit on" them, have I been doing it wrong? Should I have been forcing unwanted sexual roleplay on them this whole time?
  
  it sure seemed to work for the recipient on the left.
- I mean if sneaking up on people with your dick out is 'hitting on' people the sign me up
  
  are you short enough to walk under a stallion?

Getting some fear and hunger vibes from this rp.
- I target the phallus with my blade attack

Why is faggot censored?
- Because it's a hateful slur unless you're talking about a bundle of sticks.
  
  It's in a meme. Reading it doesn't harm you. Anymore than reading the other stuff in the meme does, or even just knowing it's written
  
  Or a packet of cigarettes
  
  So?
- Because it breaks Rule 1
  Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
  
  What about all the other bad words...
  
  OP isn't using it. He's quoting someone else using it.
  
  I don't buy into the concept of hate speech.

Off topic but for some reason out of nowhere ass reminds me of noodles.

Wait, is the punch line just "sexual harassment is funny"? I must be missing something. The guy said he didn't like the attention and green straight up continues with " ... said the stable boy." rather than apologising, or dropping it.
This is straight up verbal sexual harassment. 🤔Why is this being upvoted? 🥴 Even if it's fake, the joke is still "Isn't it funny that the guy said stop, but he didn't stop?! lol."
It breaks Rule 5:
No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
Edit: To the downvoters: 🤣
Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: 😗
I'll be monitoring further responses and then blocking this community. Thanks for helping me filter out toxic communities on Lemmy.
I thought this was Lemmy Shitpost, not Lemmy's shitstain. 💩
Edit 3: I love that I call out sexual harassment and I'm met with sexual harassment by users in this community. Hmmm, it's almost like this type of content encourages certain behaviours. Ain't that interesting?
So long and thanks for all the fish ☮
- ...screamed the stable boy.
  
  Now we have actual written sexual harassment documented in this thread. 🤡
  Rules 1 and 5 are being openly broken. Thanks for showing me the dregs of this community.
- Probably because it isn't real.
  
  Nothing happens ever.
- Lemmy's shitstain? I feel like you are harassing this community and breaking rule 5. Please throw out your computer, thank you.
  
  I didn't say this is Lemmy's shitstain, I said I thought this is Lemmy Shitpost and still think it is, and that this is not Lemmy's shitstain.
  But new shit has come to light, and I'm reconsidering.
  Still not saying that this place is a shitstain yet. It could be, but I haven't confirmed it yet. If you want me to confirm it, then add another insult to injury and click downvote to this post.
- This is fake (like all of these conversation screenshot posts, welcome to the internet, where have you been) and what makes it funny is the fact that it's fake. If a man posted it as "I've got harassed by X and this is my story" the majority would react similarly to you (some ppl would still be haha funny as we can see from actual sh/sa posts and those people can go fuck themselves). But it isn't, we all know it's fake, we all laugh about the absurdity of it and that's it.
  
  So a fake sexual assault story that can be viewed as funny is OK now? Thanks for the heads up.
- Bro he called him “faggot”. This was not a one way street
  
  Well that's not very civil
  
  So your agreeing with me that there was sexual harassment, and then there was more sexual harassment?
  Thank you for proving my point even further.
  Edit: It's even worse!
  That means this content breaks Rule 1 as well
  Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
- Lmao, shit-tier trolling
- idk if true or copypasta. If not copypasta, can we make it into one?
  
  Technically they are right; it does violate the rules of the sub and assuming it wasn't staged or made up, that is a pretty douchey thing to do to somebody. I can see why they'd be offended.
  It's still absolutely hysterical of course, but they do have a point.
  
  "...said the stable boy" is a bit funny but it just draws back to the joke that an RPer ia forcing someone to join their ERP. ... Said the stable boy.
- It doesn't feel like sexual harassment to them because it's directed towards a straight male. Change the words to "stable girl" and everyone would call it creepy instead of funny (as they should, because it is). Don't try to reason with these people, it will just needlessly make you angry.
- I think i recognize some context you're missing.
  I feel like this is in response to an unsolicited ERP request from the left chatter, making it essentially proportionate.
  Now I can't be certain but that is a common thing I've seen people do so it feels likely.
- >>tumblr
  
  Edgy 🤣