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Lydia_K @startrek.website

1y ago

Ever wonder what else they ask the computer?

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He ain't called "partially functional" Data.

Because he’s fully functional.
- AND ANATOMICALLY CORRECT

Guys... Data doesn't have nipples.

(I know it's Lore but they're identical, shut up!)
Edit: also check out them buns of polyalloy bioplast!
- Maybe this is why Lore is so ornery.
  
  Is it the mandula oblongata?
  
  Lornery
- lol .... these comments also got me to thinking of the whole 'made in God's image'
  What if God was a deformed or deranged version of whatever species he/she/it is
  What if we're all just perfect copies of an imperfect original?
  
  I read something the other day about how christians will draw Adam and Eve with belly buttons..... Like, makes you think...

The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make "Tea, with Data's breast milk" by William Riker.
- WesleyCrusherAllTacos.meme
- Eddies in the space -time continuum...
  Well what's he doing there then?

I know it's a meme but there's an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.
- Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data's body just to mess people who would see him naked.
  
  Then he has a perfect excuse to hunt down Section 31 agents while trying to establish control of a new clean energy source. And he won't be fooled by an agent pretending to be a statue. Also he can assemble and disassemble his golden phaser faster than most people can blink.
  Damn, I wish I had the writing chops to run with this.
- And Dr Han Fastolfe...ehm Soong

Computer ... give me a list of memes from 21st century earth
... Personal screen explodes ...
- Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.
  
  Red Alert!!!! ... Computer is diverting power from life support! .... the warp core is failing and being drained of power ... lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker's search queries.
- Granted...
  https://botsin.space/@RikerGoogling
  
  Hilarious. Thank you.

One is for tuning the radio
- The other regulates body temperature
  
  KRYTEN! One day we will have Jazz FM in the ready room
- I found the Pulaski.

They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

so tasha yar has something to pinch during the naked time

There's a mastadon account called "rikers search history" that addresses this question

Does Data have nipples?
- There's no photo evidence of it I can find, and I've been given a good reason to search for "start trek data nipples". You all saw it. This was justified.
  But seeing as some people are super insistent, I'll have to conclude that it's A CONSPIRACY!!!
  Birds aren't real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!
  
  The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them's the rules.

Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim

I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
Why does he have a nose?
- canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.

I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.
- Vex milk like in Destiny 2 lmfaoooo

Tiny parabolic antennas.

Or a belly button?
- Dr. Soong is a narcissist. He created life in his image.

I'll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?

I have no evidence that he does

I'd like you to tell me how else you expect him to feed Lal.

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